The camera opens on Nico wearing something different; an Edge t-shirt.

Hey, XWF Galaxy! Recently, I casually challenged Jim Caedus to a match, and according to many people who have taken a look at what he had to say, he promptly went crazy. So, let's take a look at what exactly Mr. Caedus said.

The whole thing starts out with an edgy 7th grader murdering a cat with a firecracker. Apparently, the fact that the kid owned a Satanic Bible (and misunderstood the Dickens out of it, might I add), that makes me bad by default for being Luciferian. Yeah, two theologies that are only alike in name. Good job.

I'm not saying I condone what he's doing here, I mean I ha-

A small brown tabby cat jumps onto Nico's desk with a short meow. Nico smiles and looks at the camera.

Speak of the devil, huh?

Nico picks up the cat and puts him down off his desk.

Despite not condoning his friend's behaviour, I still believe Jim acted in a way that is unacceptable. He beat the guy up for calling him a pussy ass. Hey Jim, instead of fucking him up, just, I dunno, narc on the ? If he gave you such shitty weed, why did you care anyway? Fuck him! He blows up cats and gave you skunky shit your first time. Instead, I'll just presume the edgy little cunt is dead at your hands. Good job being the bigger, more reasonable person here, dickface.

Jim Caedus Said:“Nico, one question. Why? Why is it you now see fit to challenge me?”

There's no real reason. I mean, yeah, you're TV champ, and that's a part of the reason, but just because why not? You seemed like a good opponent win or lose.

Jim Caedus Said:You and I both know why you did it. You're an opportunist who thinks he's going to capitalize on my stumbling over that cocksucking speed-bump in Cadryn Tiberius.”

Nico looks legitimately dumbfounded.

...I'm sorry, what now? I can't challenge someone anymore without immediately being considered a bad guy? Why though? Because you faced someone who's chemically addicted to Captain Crunch last week? I don't watch any show I'm not a part of.

It's not just that this accusation was so sudden, it's also how just how baseless it is. Oh, I've been on the site for a while, meaning I must be some kind of master manipulator who pounces on every chance to steal a title that he gets. Fuck off.

Jim Caedus Said:“I'm sure you'll say that makes you smart.”

It would if I actually meant to do that, which I didn't.

Jim Caedus Said:“I'll agree but log an apt addition and define you by a proper label: opportunistic coward. A fuckin' pussy.”

Oh come on! What, a person can't be an opportunist anymore? Bitch, wrestling is 100% opportunity! You have an opportunity to level the playing field when you cut a promo, you have an opportunity to target a weak spot when you feel like it's the best time to do so! Oh shit, I must be a “cowardly opportunist” for seeing a chance to GET AN EXTRA PAYCHECK.

Jim Caedus Said:"And before you try to claim you haven't been around or paying attention, as a pussy will do…”

Oh, don't you just love that old argument? The whole “You aren't a blank? That's exactly what a blank would say!” bullshit? When has that ever been really used to prove ANYONE wrong? When has that been used outside of a first grade playground when some kid called another one a “poopy-head?”

Jim Caedus Said:“you were among those to accept Drezdin's 15k challenge as was I, so save it."

So, again, wanting an extra paycheck suddenly incriminates me. Flawless reasoning.

Jim Caedus Said:“However, Ive been opting in for every card, accepting all challenges I see, regardless of who the competition is. You? You simply slime your way in at your strategic convenience to steal from who you think is an easy target.”

When have I ever done that before? When I was in the Battle Royal in Hell? When I had to deal with a weak partner against Drezdong? Where the everloving fuck are you getting this information? I thought you said that you did extensive research!

Jim Caedus Said:“I may be an opportunist as well but I'm not a pussy like you...”

How are you not a pussy like me, then? Explain, please. I've given my reasons against your claims, so please, explain how my reasons are incorrect.

Jim Caedus Said:“I don't make many mistakes but when I do, they're negligible. You? You've accidentally hacked into your own arteries without having to say anything other than, 'Hey Jim, wanna go 1-on-1?’”

Way to put yourself on such a higher pedestal than the rest of us. It's not like you're already, gee, I dunno, TV Champion? Our great and all-powerful TV Champ makes such small, negligible mistakes, but the lowly old Nicolas Wilson LaVey has made the mistake of his life by casually challenging someone. Oh, fucking woe is me.

Jim Caedus Said:“I eagerly await your angry cross-examination, just don't fool yourself into thinking I haven't already submitted irrefutable evidence.”

Oh shit, the classic “But I'm right!” reasoning. Fuck you. I've never once said that my logic is irrefutable. I'm human just like you and everyone else here that isn't a Squid. So, back to the religious stuff, how about I knock your underlying God complex down a few pegs by taking your belt? How about I extinguish your alleged “irrefutablity” by saying one thing? That one thing is this: So what if you were right?

So what if I was being a manipulator? I wouldn't have been the first nor the last. So what if I took an opportunity? Everyone in wrestling takes opportunities on a day-to-day basis. So what if I saw a weak point in your armor and exploited it? That's basic wrestling psychology. You aren't making any points here, just assumptions that wouldn't matter if they were true with a few insults added. You were so blind to this idea that you spent the entirety of your speech rubbing it in like I was a dog who shit on the carpet. Except the shit wasn't there and your dog was a corpse.

Good attempt, Mr. Caedus, but in order to try to make an argument against someone, you have to know exactly what they have done. See you in San Diego.

Overall Record: 2-8-1.

1x Federweight Champion.

Shitlist: Izzy Ravenwolf, Nate Higgers.

“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.”
― Anatole France