Dean Moxley McGovern
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06-10-2013, 06:50 PM
(06-10-2013, 12:45 PM)CM Punk Said: So in short; I refuse to defend my title due to the fact Chris Legend hasn't earned a shot and I don't give child molesters title shots. Sorry Dean.
(06-10-2013, 05:53 PM)Archie Lawson Said: There we have it, Punk has refused with a fair reason.
 Uhhhhhhhh, EHEM?! Excuse me?? Punky Brewster can claim Chris hasn't earned a shot and make up some lame ass, bogus lie about ME? And that somehow is a fair reason? I'm sorry but...what?
What I'm going to do right now is break down some simple factage for all of yall...and before anyone starts trying to get fresh with me, let me assure you I've gotten all my info from credible sources within the X-Treme Wrestling Federation.
Fact 1 - The X-Treme Title is the highest ranking, regular singles title in the XWF. It's higher than any title that's restricted to only one show, and it's higher than any title that's got time limits. This is the only title that actually is named after the federation. For those who can't follow along for more than one second at a time, this means the only achievement more prestigious is the hot dang XWF Crown itself!
Fact 2 - If our fine, dear GM Mr. Lawson thinks that Chris Legend is worthy of getting a shot at the highest championship belt in the XWF then OF COURSE that automatically qualifies him for the lower titles. If the XWF owners gave Lawson enough power to name Legend and Punky challengers for MY title then of course those same GMing powers would trickle down to the other titles. All it would need is Madness GM Mr. Heyman's approval since it's a Madness branded title.
Fact 3 - Claiming I am a child molester when I have officially been cleared of any wrongdoing is potentially unhealthy strategizing on your part. The only thing I really need to worry about, Punk, is facing child molestation charges after I pin you to the canvas. Based on some of your juvenile hairstyle choices as well as some of your mannerisms and comments, I wouldn't be surprised if the reason you're straight edge is because you're just too young to buy a beer.
So what do you think about Facts 1 and 2, XWF management? Can we cut the BS and trash the excuses? Let's get that Euro Strap on the line!
And what about you, Punky? What do you think about Fact 3? Should I wear some latex gloves out to the ring just for you since apparently you fancy talking about child molestation? Ugh...
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
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