Brandon Moore
Banned
XWF FanBase: Teens, some men, few kids (booed by casual fans; hurts people; often angry)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Sun Nov 20 2016
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12-20-2016, 05:43 PM
Brandon takes a bite out of CKI's shoulder, sending him off of him for a kick out. Brandon then puts his hand up to his ear to act like he's talking on the phone, switching between his voice and an imitation.
"Hello?
Yes, is this the Gimmick Infringement Police?
It is, what's your emergency?
We've got some schmuck here telling me to drink it in...maaaaan.
Oh dear, we'll be right there to apprehend the fucking tool!
Thank you so much! Better say your prayers, bitch boy. You're going to fucking jail! And by the way, who the fuck do you think I am? Do you have me confused with Ronnie fucking Cage? Hahaha! Oh my fuck, dude. I'm from Nebraska, man! Yeah, most of the fuckers voted for Trump, but we're far from rednecks. I mean, there's corn and college football. That's like...it. Are you sure you're trying to come after me? I mean, you described a completely different fucking person, bro. Maybe have the PoPo check your mental health when they get here, too, yeah?
I can't tell if you're trying too hard or not trying hard enough. I mean, I'd thank you for introducing yourself, but who in the blue hell cares what your name is? You got it right that I'm a fucking degenerate, though. I live for starting fights and burning shit down. It's a perfect life. As for you and your Chad Kroeger Nickelback lookin' ass...just run along, homie. You think I'm giving up this new shiny gold so quick and easy? Wrong! So, what do you say Mr. Redundant? Come on. Stupid idiot? Homo ? Try me. I know you can do better than that, you fucking turd.
CURRENT Federweight Champion
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