Threaded Mode | Linear Mode

~~Brandon Moore~~ · (12-18-2016)

Brandon rubs his junk and snarls at Bjorn Felhammen.

"What the fuck is up with the XWF?! Everyone grabs dicks, fucks butts, and all sorts of other weird shit. Whatever happened to good old fashioned smack talk?! Good old fashioned fights in the squared circle?! I'm bringing that shit back to XWF, granted, with a lot of fucking swearing. And I'm going to start by taking your title and pounding your ass the proper way, with a boot and not a cock!

Brandon sends a surprise kick to the side of Bjorn's leg, falling him to a knee once again. Brandon then sends a straight kick right to Bjorn's face. He gets on the cold ground, much like Steve Austin does. Brandon is right up in Bjorn's grill now.

"Listen here, you big fucking weirdo. I'm here to wreak Havoc with Bad Attitude and snag me some fucking gold. That second part is where you come in. I'm not here to fuck butts. I'm not here to grab dicks. And I'm certainly not here to make stupid fucking puns. But, here's an exception, though. If your shitty fucking Centaur cousin even thinks about touching me, I'll take his horse cock and shove it so far down your throat, you'll feel it in your toes.

Brandon slams the crown of his head right into Bjorn's nose. Sick fucking headbutt. Brandon goes for the pin again.

1...

2...

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Horgy Borgy
Author	Message