But I don't wanna...

Vinnie, go do your job. I'll watch the eBay timer.

But dude! Do you know how hard it is to find Bubble Tape Bubble Gum these days? What if you screw it up? I've been watching that timer for four days!


Roxy shoves Vincent into the Heavymetalweight Hallway where the tired, dehydrated, starving body of Snow is lying across what appears to be a skeleton. A skeleton with a glass eye.

Also, over in a corner somewhere, Nate Higgers is humping a trash can and talking about making the White House White Again.


God damn I hate these people.


Vincent rushes over to Snow and the skeleton, throwing himself onto his chest and sliding across an inch of dust, barely stopping in front of them, like a game of human shuffleboard.



THHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Congrats Snow! Anyone seen the janitor?

Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Snow

Vincent dusts himself off and tosses the HMW belt to Snow, then turns around and sees a grim looking Roxy Cotton shaking her head like a doctor who just loast a patient.


The eBay auction is over, Vinnie... someone made a last second bid... I tried... I did everything I could...


Vincent falls to his knees, sobbing.



NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo...