"I don't mean to be rude, but have- have you been paying attention recently? I'm already booked for Wild Card in a Four Corners Match for the TV Title."

Gavin comes out of seemingly nowhere, munching a bag of Doritos while he talks. "He's right. If you paid attention to the shows once in a while instead of acting like a brain-dead and pinning the wrong person for the X-treme Championship, maybe you would have had the proper idea to challenge my man Jakob to a match on the show AFTER Wild Card Weekend."

"Wow. That was har--" Jakob looks at Gavin and notices the Doritos. "...They sell Doritos here?"

"Yeah, mate. It's at a vending machine down the hall on the right. Lemme show you it."

"Aw, sweet!"