The scene opens with none other than the prince of polite himself, Jervis Cottonbelly, sitting at a table. The table has a silk white tablecloth covering it, and on top of the tablecloth lie plates, napkins, tea cups, and a large, steaming tea pot. It looks like Jervis is hosting a tea party, but why?

"Hello friends! Gentleman Jervis Cottonbelly here, and I must say I've been feeling quite RAZZMATAZZ lately! Not only did I win the Heavy Metalweight Championship from Mrs. Clinton, who I personally would like to give an encouraging hug after all that has happened, but some of you brilliant XWF fans might know that I am now apart of a stable! That's right, me and my two new friends Thomas Nixon and Benito Angelo are now a team. We are the "PATROL", People Against The Rigorous Oppression of Lizards. We hope to not only achieve great success as a trio, but bring attention to the unjust discrimination of lizard people on our planet and show they have as much of a right to live a good life free from strife as us humans."

"Because of this, I have invited my teammates over for some warm tea and even warmer conversation. I hope to get to know my friends better and leave their hearts feeling warm and fuzzy."

Suddenly, there is a knocking sound.

"Oh, I think that could be one of our esteemed guests!"

Jervis then rises from his seat and walks over to the door of the backstage room he's in, ready to greet his friends.

"When times get tough and skies grow dark, always remember and never forget, Jervis Cottonbelly still loves you,"

Member of PATROL (w/ Thomas Nixon, Benito Angelo & Guppy Parsh)

Accomplishments:
1x Heavy Metalweight Champion