Listen here you sorry son ova' bitch, Stone Cold Steve Austin aint got the time to sit around here listenin' to you cryin' and announin' your sexuality to the entire world son, we already knew.
Stone Cold Steve Austin also know'd that he was gunna' stomp the worlds deepest mudhole in Calypso's ass and walk it dry. You wanna' sit there and play with your pecker, and read your stupid little love letter to Stone Cold, and try and weasel your way out of this here plate of ass whipin that he's servin' ya' then this snaggeled mouth, piece of garbage better call the safety pin warriors, get him a cuddle puppy and a college grief consular, cuz Stone Cold is openin' a can, like it or not!
Let Stone cold make a suggestion for you Romeo...
Put that mic down from your stupid mouth
WHAT!?!
Look at me when I'm talkin' to you son
WHAT!?!
Wipe that stupid look off of your face before Stone Cold does it for you
WHAT!?!
Comb your hair up real nice and neat
WHAT!?!
Lay that meth pipe down
WHAT!?!
Cut your wrists
WHAT!?!
Listen to Linkin Park
WHAT!?!
Cut your wrists some more
WHAT!?!
Listen to My Chemical Romance
WHAT!?!
Wipe the tears outta' your eyes
WHAT!?!
I said wipe the tears outta' your eyes
WHAT!?!
Take your boots off
WHAT!?!
Burn your boots
WHAT!?!
Take your socks off
WHAT!?!
Burn your socks
WHAT!?!
Then Stone Cold wants you to walk your sorry penis lovin' ass back to the dumpsters and make yourself at home with the rest of the trash in the X Dubya F
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!