A chair sits on an empty "stage" in a literal town hall in suburban Atlanta, Georgia, a passionate hotbed for Donald Trump supporters, as are many southern areas. Supporters of Heyman as well as Trump supporters are in attendance.

Sly enters from stage right with a microphone in hand.

On behalf of Paul Heyman, I'd like to thank each of you for coming out here today to discuss the current situation in the XWF. We've invited both ours and Mr. Trumps supporters in order to better illustrate Paul's ability to reach across the aisle.

At this time, I'd like to introduce a long time friend of Mr. Heyman, ladies and gentlemen, Joey Styles!

Heyman supporters applaud and cheer, Trump supporters stare blankly. What else would you expect from them?

Sly hands off the microphone as Joey Styles emerges.

Hello Atlanta!

Let me start by saying this election is the most important one you'll have in the XWF. Donald Trump is trying to run for an office that doesn't even exist but Paul Heyman has the ear of the people. He feels the pulse of the people in his very hands.

Paul Heyman hears you, my friends.

The XWF hears you.

On election day at the end of the month, the world will hear us all stand up as one and say, "I'm a Paul Heyman guy! Or girl!"

The comparison is easy to make because there really is no comparison. Donald Trump has no idea what he's doing. He has no idea what he's even running for. He's so sure he's losing in two days to Hillary Clinton, that he's gone and thrown his name on the ballot for Championship President, again, a position that does not exist.

He's even threatened to overthrow our esteemed XWF owner, Vincent Lane. I think Tommy Gunn would have something to say... maybe do... about that. That's just how out of touch Donald Trump is. Trying to run a campaign for something that doesn't exist.

Go ahead Donald. Why don't you run for Emperor of the Universe? You'll probably have the same chances of winning that as you do the Championship Commissioner of the XWF.

Despite the recent polls released by Fox News, as you know, a very trusted source for politics, the race is close. One can only attribute that to Donald Trumps star power rather than his ability to run anything outside of real estate.

I'm voting for Paul Heyman on November 22, because I've seen how well he's respected among the talent. Not only in the XWF, but in the past as well in WWE and ECW. In the wrestling world, Paul Heyman is the best at finding hidden talent, the best at managing careers, the best at running television shows, the best at creating champions.

I have no doubt he'll be the best Championship Commissioner he can be. On November 22, I'm voting Paul Heyman, and so should you.

At this time I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, your future Commissioner, Paul Heyman!

Heyman supporters cheer and applaud loudly. Trump supporters applaud quietly. Maybe they're not mindless drones after all.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and on November 22, the polls will open and you must elect Paul Heyman as your Commissioner. Joey said some very kind things about me and trust me, I'd like nothing more than to see all the cameras pointed toward me when the polls close on election night.

At this time, I'll take any questions you likely voters may have...


(OOC: Hopefully, y'all XWF'ers play along and ask some questions.)