The backstage area is currently being cleaned up by the local XWF janitorial crew. As they clean through the area, one of the men runs a mop along the floor. The mop leaves a wet trail with each swipe, pooling up small pink and black puddles of cleaning solution and water everywhere in its path.

Unfortunately, the janitorial crew aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer, and one of the janitorial workers walks through the freshly-mopped area. He is a portly fellow, with a rotund belly and a 80's style mustache on his scowling, pinched face. He has his face down, staring at his generic iPhone knock-off which is on pintrest as he steps into the area. His foot catches the water and he slips and falls.

He falls hard, sliding across the floor and into a cage in the backstage area, denting the front. The dent is big enough to leave a nice sized hole, where a rabid, wild chimpanzee is living. The chimp is wearing a badge reading: "CHIMPO". Chimpo hastily runs out of the cage and heads off.

Moments later, primal chimpanzee screams can be heard. The camera shakes as it runs to the area of the screams, only to find Chimpo attacking Kurt Angle! The chimp blindsided him by throwing a bunch of various janitorial tools at him. Now the chimp is smashing Kurt's head and is snipping at his head with a pair of ape teeth.

Chimpo now somehow manages to get Kurt to fall over and Chimpo lands on him in a pin attempt.

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