The scene opens to a sweeping view of the Mercedes-Benz Arena in Berlin, Germany, where hundreds of eager XWF fans have already begun filing in for the evening's edition of Warfare.

Surprising to many, the X-Tron suddenly flashes to life with no music and no glitz or glamour, merely just the two handsome visages of the Blonde Bigshots, Vincent Lane and his Head Secretary, Roxy Cotton.

The quickly growing crowd erupts in cheers as Vincent smiles and waves from the screen.


Hello Germany! And hello XWF Galaxy!

As many of you know, the XWF and the entire wrestling world, especially myself, was SHOCKED this morning when the record-setting six month X-Treme Championship reign of Unknwn Soldier came to a sudden end thanks to a newcomer known only as the Watcher.

We reviewed the tape and checked everything, but it was clear. Soldier was pinned for a three count, and the Watcher was declared the new X-Treme Champion.

However... there have been some... well, interesting... developments regarding the Watcher in the hours since.

Suffice it to say that TONIGHT on Wednesday Warfare, there will be a HUGE announcement regarding the Watcher and the X-Treme Title - AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS IT!

So all you dudes and dudettes in the crowd at the Benz, fire up those iphones and Galaxy S7s, hop onto Twitter and Snapchat and Facebook... and Google Plus, I guess... and tell all your friends to TUNE IN TONIGHT!

See you soon!



Vincent and Roxy both blow the camera a kiss as the screen goes back to black and the excited crowd continue to fill up the arena.