Oh, hello Dolly. You may have heard of me. I'm the greatest real athlete in XWF history and a represpintative to all 50 states, Kurt Angle. It has come to my attention that this title has comepinto disrepair, so I am here to fix this title. I mean, look at the history of the title. We have a awful doctor, a common criminal, an owner of a bar, and Jose Gomez. And there is also you, Dolly. This title desperately needs someone like me, an Olympic Hero to put this title back into the limelight. The first thing I will do as champin, is change the name. It will be known as the European Title. Jolly good show.
Roll up
Kurt Angle picks Dolly up, hits her with an Angle Slam, then goes for the cover.

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