Heading down to Puerto Rico to face Drezdin on Savage. How fun. I plan on doing what I do best and that is get sloppily drunk and go tranny huntin'. That is my destiny.

Barney Fuckin' Green. Tranny Hunta'. I knew that was my destiny since I was nine years old. I made it as a filmmaker and pro wrestler. I overcame bankruptcy. Drezdin is nothing to me. Sounds like somebody was a fan of the porn star with that name and butchered it. Newsflash. Dresden is a female porn star.

I'm going out with a bang because fuck it, I got the moves like jagger and will never stop. I have fucked a tranny in every state. The most challenging was in Alaska. It was so cold but I was still able to get off and that's all that matters.

I may have lost on Savage but I am turning back the hands of time for one final run. This old motherfucker still has it in him. It's sad that I am considered old when I am only thirty-two but that's what injuries do to you.

I'm just gonna dance the night away and not miss a beat. I got the gift of jab as well as the gift of gab so bring it, Drezdin. It's your funeral. Later, XWF.

The scene opens up inside of a local bar in Puerto Rico where we see Barney Green, dressed in an orange and green plaid 3 button shirt with black shorts and white sneakers. Green is at the bar with Jeff Night, who is dressed in a white shirt with a peace medallion around his neck and blue khakis with tan sandals. Green goes to speak.

Barney: This is gonna be a fun night. I can keep it going in the bar while the music makes me sway. I'm gonna dance the night away.

Barney pauses to take a sip of his drink as Jeff goes to speak.

Jeff: I can't believe we are back in Puerto Rico, man. I never thought we would be back after the last incident you caused.

Barney: I had to pay a boatload of money to make that warrant go away. I suffered for it but it is what it is. Its Wednesday Night so we might as well kick it. I am sure John has the school under control. I can't believe we are gonna see four future superstars come out from a class of twenty. Just two more weeks of training and they are the first class of People Power Academy.

Jeff: So, Is training students what you want to do after you retire?

Barney: Good question. I enjoy imparting knowledge of this business onto other people. Who better to learn from in Boston but a guy who was trained the old school way.

Barney pauses and Jeff goes to speak.

Jeff: I remember those days, man. It was a challenge to even get into this business. You survived against all odds. Foley would be proud of you if he was here right now.

Jeff takes a sip of his drink as Barney goes to speak.

Barney: I hope so. I still miss him and he died four years ago while I am still trying to carry the mantle of being his student. To think, I am now a trainer and training my own batch of students. Its crazy how much time and effort I had to put in. All those sleepless nights in the gym. Working out until two in the morning and then stretching until four and getting home by five. Sleep about four hours and be up by nine ready to take on the world.

Jeff: I know he would be proud. He talked highly of you. Even though you were a different wrestler than he was. He was proud of what you were able to accomplish. He had tears in his eyes when he saw you raise the World Championship above your head.

Barney: I appreciate hearing that, Jeff. You are a good friend.

Jeff: I have always had your back from day one, man. There was a spark in you that some people lack. You managed to make it as a star despite being a throwback to a bygone era. The fans got behind you because they seem themselves in you. You are truly the man of the people.

Barney: I appreciate that, bro. I try my best every day to-

Suddenly, we see a man dressed black pants and black shoes with chainmail around his head approach Barney Green. The man goes to speak.

Man: Its been a long time since you have seen me, Barney.

Barney: Hi, Scotch.

Scotch: Don't even try that with me. I went to jail because of you. All Big Daddy wanted was his dick sucked and you intervened.

Barney: That was your own fault. The girls aid no multiple times and I wasn't gonna let anything happen. I am sorry you didn't learn anything. Now, If you will excuse me, I got some business to take care of.

Scotch: You are a fuckin' joke to the wrestling business.

Barney: Thank you, Scotch. Don't hate me because of your mistake.

Scotch dumps his drink in Barney's face and Barney goes to stare at him. Jeff goes to speak.

Jeff: Listen, man. There is no need to fight over something so trivial.

Scotch: Pipe down or you are next, pipsqueak.

They are nose to nose.

Barney: You aren't even worth my time. Keep drinking because that's all you are good at -

Scotch nails Barney with a right hook. Barney just laughs and hits Scotch with a left hook of his own. Barney grabs a beer bottle and cracks it over Scotch's head. Barney grabs Scotch and slams his head into a table. Barney goes to walk away as Scotch is dazed. Scotch goes to speak.

Scotch: Rule one of a bar fight. Never turn your back until you are sure your opponent is incapacitated, you moron.

Scotch nails Barney from behind with a chair. Barney just shrugs it off and turns around.

Barney: That was your second mistake of the day.

Barney grabs the chair and flings it out the way shattering a window. Barney nails Scotch with a punch to the side of the head. The chainmail falls to the floor. Green grabs a pool cue and cracks it over his back. Barney then grabs Scotch and places him on top of the bar. Green climbs on top of the bar. Green picks up Scotch and powerbombs him off the bar! Barney climbs down and grabs a couple glasses and just flings them at him.

Barney: You challenged me now you are done. Just stay down. I can go all day with you and make it look easy.

Barney walks out the bar as the scene fades.