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Kitt Kennedy · **10-04-2016, 02:30 PM**

Allow me to begin with an age appropriate nursery rhyme for my younger audience with a bit of Kennedy flair! If you don’t get it Dolly maybe Lurch can explain it to you if you can get him to shut that gapping hole under his mouth for three full seconds.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, on Savage watching the boys at play,
She stole the TV title, now Kennedy can’t stay idle,
He’s here to take the Federweight title away!

I know, I know, I can already hear the first thing out of your pre-teen pecker holster, “Everyone makes fun of me being young!” You’re right Dolly, you are young that’s what makes your little “partnership” with Mr. Heyman that much creepier. Just watching Heyman work with you, I’m seriously waiting for Chris Hansen to pop out from around the corner, it’s like I’m watching a taping of To Catch a Predator: XWF Edition. I think D12 says it best, Dolly you’re “young, dumb and”, if you keep hanging around this stone age pedophile, “full of cum” so grab your blankie and have Heyman rock you to sleep cause its time for me to rock that Federwewight title around my waist!

(Kitt blindsides Dolly, knocking her into the corridor wall, the Television and Federweight titles sprawling across the floor. Alex kicks Heyman in the groin followed up with Kitt nailing him with a Showstopper. Kitt picks up the Federweight title and slams it into Dolly’s face as she gets to her feet. Kitt covers Dolly as Alex starts wrapping duct tape around Heyman’s head, applying several layers over his mouth.)

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