(Kitt and Alex stroll up to champ.)

So you just roll up in here and pin the champ? How inspiring. Like a little school boy that finally got the head cheerleader to go to prom with him. Too bad that your champinship reign isn’t going to last long and your backslide begins now because (pointing at his crucifix on his necklace) this cross is too much for you to bear. I even have three good reasons why I’m more suitable to be champion than you.

1. Obviously a true champion must have talent and charisma. No champion should have to hide behind some hideous crackpot gimmick. Everyone should be able to see the smiling face of their champion, especially mine...

2. There are certain stats that show that i am better than you. Wins and losses. Only one loss and two wins in three matches, pretty impressive don’t you think...

3. The skill set of a superstar by far determines their success. How do you think we got here? Regurgitating and covering the same old tired moves that every basic wrestler knows? Everyone comes to see me perform. Everyone deserves to see me biuld a reputation for this title that surpasses anything they have ever seen!

(Kitt nails the champ with a Showstopper and goes for the pin.)

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