Quote:Oh Boy Oh Boy

I won me a challenge

Oh Boy Oh Boy

I won me a lifetime of heartbreak

Oh Boy Oh Boy

It gets cold at night with out her

Her warm body to mine

And all that it is divine

Fak it all to heeeeeellllllllllll!


AWHAHAAHWAHAHAAH


Eck Beh Mehhhhhhh


Now on the scene of the Heavymetal Title


The Company puts me in a match where


Oh Boy Oh Boy


Agaisnt THREE overmeta of the Cheedda


One of thurd overmeta of the chedda is...



iz,,,


BARNEY RED...I MEAN GREEN!


I know he's a special kind of


Fatness galore makes wanna slore in my gord


He is a man who untouchable with all that fatness


The fatness I much touch with vengeance!


I shall get in his fatness and ripp it to SHREDS!!


....Or just hope to Moonsault him for the pin


The second overmeta of the chedda is...


JAMICAN JI----- THUMPA


Oh Thumpa how I love you so


Be my lova or gut ja like fish


Step to me love, cut ja down above


The First and last overmeta of the chedda is


RiFF Ra---SHUAN CROWE


He Sucka Sucka Sucka


On Some Rucka Rucka Shit


I no fear swagmaster, he shall fear Wiredmaster


As I shall close tis poem, remeber one thing..


ONE


SIMPLE


THING





I was drunk as hell when I wrote this...




BUT



I'll




BE





THE NEW HEAVYMETAL CHAMPION OF DA WURLL!