The camera fades in on Vincent Lane looking stately behind his expensive mahogany desk, shuffling some papers.

He clears his throat, adjusts the double Windsor of his flamboyant hot pink tie, and then addresses the XWF Galaxy.


Ladies and gentlemen, we have been forced to make a late change to the Heavymetalweight Championship match coming up on Savage Saturday Night.

Due to failing, just, SO many drug tests over the last few weeks, Jamaican Jimmy has been pulled from the event and suspended from in ring action for 30 days while he attends a wellness facility in Topanga, California.

Now, I know this shakes up the title match, but fear not! We have recently signed a hot free agent to fill that void... Tonya "Thumper" Gibbon will be taking Jimmy's spot!

Good luck, Thumper!

And Jimmy, I'm fining the shit out of you.

Goodnight!


The scene fades.