(09-16-2016, 01:13 AM)President Robbie Bourbon Said: I feel that it would be in the best interests for not only Mr. Smackins and Miss Hightower, but all of America, if you were to drop your pants and spread your butt cheeks so they could tap your bung with their tongue until they were to burst a lung. I would hate to believe you would have any weapons of mass destruction up there, and I am fully authorized to have special agents and myself check to see if there are any objects in your rectum, tongue first if need be, for the safety of all Americans. As such, I am deputizing Mr. Smackins and Miss Hightower as special ATF agents under my direct jurisdiction, and if they find any incontrovertible evidence that you are linked to ISIS, the drug cartels, or any other enemy of the American public, they can and will perform a thorough and expertly salacious saliva lubricated body cavity search upon you.

Thank you.

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