(09-15-2016, 02:04 PM)President Robbie Bourbon Said: Mr. Lane, on behalf of myself and the American people, I would personally like to thank you for addressing the concerns of the health of my brain and the legality in which I became president.

Thank you.

For starters, I have a completely clean bill of brain health, as I have only had 38 concussions. Somehow, I can still pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly and do not have a stammering problem.

Secondly, regarding the unorthodox method of which I found myself in the seat of the Presidency, if you'll recall your eighth grade civics teacher probably taught you, is that I was hired as an intern within the White House, and then the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of our government worked together to eliminate any possibility of the Vice President, the speaker of the house, any member of the cabinet, any member of the senate or the house, or even the White House gardener from being viable candidates as replacement to my predecessor, meaning I legally became the next in succession. Mr. Obama need only graciously resign as President of the United States, and shazang, I'm the President. This all happened in a matter of five minutes in an emergency session of congress.

I am happy to say that I will be running for my first complete term in office in the upcoming election, and have gotten on the ballot in 49 states. For some reason, Idaho is slacking. Regardless, the electoral college doesn't really care and will be reelecting me, and my running mate will be whomever the Veep candidate was for the candidate who won the actual popular vote.

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