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Hunter Payne · **09-15-2016, 02:05 PM**

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Joy: Mmm kay...

Hunter: Huh? Are you still here?! Joy, if we have a kid is it gonna be this annoying?!

Joy: No. This tiny crybaby is something else. We should just do what every adult does, and turn on Sesame Street or Barney the Dinosaur so this little brat can leave us alone while actually learning something at the same time.

Hunter: But no! Her tweaker parents would rather have her watch Ren and Stimpy or Beavis and Butthead, probably because it more accurately depicts her future. Poor thing.

Joy: Oh! NOW you need to go to school huh?! All of a sudden! No need, I think we’re schooling you plenty right here little girl.

Hunter: Hey if you were such a dominate Federweight Champion, then why aren’t you the champion right now? Oh, because you lost it huh? Who did you lose it to? You know what, it doesn’t matter… The important thing is that you tried your best…. JUST KIDDING! Welcome to adulthood bitch! Nobody cares that you tried your best! We don’t have any stupid participation trophies for you. You suck! You lost this belt last time because you’re a loser! I don’t care if you’re 12 or 120, a loser is a loser no matter what age. It’s not like it mattered though, even if somehow you were still the Federweight champion you would’ve eventually lost it to me, because you’re just an insignificant little bug that acted as a placeholder for the triumphant return of Hunter and Joy Payne!

Joy: Funny, we’re so Hollywood right? When the only places where you can see a 12 year old pretend to beat up a grown up is on Home Alone or the Disney Channel. And I for one don’t see any overgrown Jew-hating rats around here, do you Hunter?

Hunter: No, just a child being thrown into a world she knows nothing about, only to feel loved by a select few, until she’s not “cute” anymore. Then those who loved her (parents included) will leave her, leading her in a downward spiral where she’s an awkward teen, trying to cash in on what she did as a child, and eventually shaving her head and begging for money on the street as an adult. Finally becoming a drug addict that dies by 35 or pulls a Columbine, you know, either or…

Joy: Cool science teacher by the way, hey did your English teacher ever tell you the story of Romeo and Juliet? A story about two kids your age falling in love and killing themselves. Well maybe you should take the hint. Go get a freaking boyfriend, so you can start bugging him instead of us, then you both can do us all a favor and go kill yourselves!

Hunter: Class dismissed! Now get the fuck out of here!

Hunter kicks out again obviously!

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