Hunter Payne
RIP Ray Peterson
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09-06-2016, 05:03 PM
Joy: So the creepy stalker pedophile rapist knows more about me than I know about him? Shocker. Hey babe, maybe I should have pinned him? Considering how much he talks about me.
Hunter: Nah, I’m not letting you touch this weirdo. As a matter a fact, you should go wait at the local school around here. I have a hunch Calypso here isn’t allowed 1000 feet near a school. Look dude, I know how much you would’ve loved for the Payneful Bottom to have something to do with anal sex, so sorry to disappoint you, but it’s actually what we call in the business a play on words. See, Rock Bottom? Payneful Bottom? Same move, different user, so you change the name. What’s your finisher called? The Cosby? When you drug somebody, then rape and pin them. Is that how you won the Federweight title? By Cosbying someone?! That’s pretty low, you sick fuck!
Joy: A whore? You wish I was a whore. So I could give losers like you the time of day. Sorry I don’t prance around here like the other XWF town whores…
Hunter: Please don’t name names…
Joy: Like Lyianna Hooker-chev, Roxy Pussy Rotten, Ophelia Easy-Lay, and Vanessa Hurts when she’s pissin’ Gibson!
Hunter: She named names! Damn it. Sorry Calypso. Side Bar!
Hunter Payne pulls Joy Payne to the side
Hunter: Do you mind trying not to outcast us from the ENTIRE roster babe?
Joy: Do you really see yourself ever being friends with those whores?
Hunter: Fair point, but can we focus on the creep at hand here please? One freakshow at a time!
Joy: Fine!
Joy and Payne return to the showdown
Joy: Are you kidding? This isn’t even a fucking contest! Look at this fucking guy! How the fuck can you not beat a guy who dresses like he’s about to pick up on some 5th graders and take them to a rave afterschool?! He talks like he hit his mid-life crisis 20 years ago and just copied what he heard the kids say back then, but never kept up with the current trends, so he’s stuck in some limbo where he seriously tries to act young, but his style and vocabulary is still old as fuck!
Hunter: Wazzzzzzzzzuppppp???!!!! 2000s’ Throwback!
Joy: Seriously? If you can’t kick this guy’s ass then you never should have been wrestling in the first place!
Hunter: Fine Joy! Fuck! Sorry Calypso, my wife says I have to kick your ass now. You’ll understand when you’re married.
Hunter Payne proceeds to throw haymaker bombs at Calypso until he is on the floor and his face is all fucked up (I mean, worse than it was before). Realizing he can’t win by TKO. Hunter Payne picks him up and hits another Payneful Bottom and covers…
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