Well I'll be a limp dick in a pussy storm, my intel guy must have left that one out as a prank, he and I go way back. Hope my first impression wasn't too insulting. Names Bearded War Pig, ever need someone to fix a problem? I'm the fucking man for the job, I mean everything has a price, just keep it in mind, can't wait to see what kind of business we have, sir!

B.W.P winks and gives a solid salute as he spins around puffing on the Cuban rolled blunt.