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Big Nate · **07-25-2016, 06:54 PM**

Well ain’t this precious.

Little satan boy still has all his jewelry, plus a pretty new star of the month award and a second briefcase. Everything’s just comin’ up

, ain’t it?

Listen, you insane clown pussy, I did a little research and found out you was from Norway. Here’s my thoughts on that. FUCK Norway. Y’all and y’all’s socialist bullcrap can suck my made in the USA dick. Wher you gonna be when Germany comes knockin’ on your door AGAIN, or if Putin decides he’s gonna fuck your dick-shaped country right up its frosty ass? You’ll be callin’ up Prez Trump and we’ll have to drop a few million tax dollars meltin’ fjords and droppin’ nukes like dollars at amateur night at the titty bar. We’re over here makin’ America great again, boy, we ain’t got time to save your

country too.

Now as for you personally, Unwanted Pregnancy, you should have just done yourself a favor and taken the easy way out at Leap of Faith. I had that Feder rumble won, I even tossed out Mary-Kate and Ashley at the same time. Now you got lucky on your big day and you got ol’ Nate over the top usin’ some fancy lady wrestling, and that’s fine… but now you gotta pay the piper. That belt’s for me. I won it as soon as I walked in the damn door, I just ain’t collected ‘til now.

Soldier, you ain’t nothin’ but a 150 pound queer who was one baby shake away from not living ling enough to let down his family. If your daddy hadn’t hesitated and given that little neck one last whip, I might not have to do the honors myself. Then again, if your daddy wasn’t a fuckin’ quitter in the first place he might not have pulled out of your momma before squirting some Y chromosomes in there to go with your overabundance of X. Instead we get to watch your genderfluid fuck ass waltz around with a clit-sized dick hangin’ out of your trunks and callin’ yourself a champion.

Here’s some advice, Soldier. Quit smoking meth and start trying to work on that girly physique. You look like a little boy playin’ dress up in them title belts. Like you just hit some fresh crash diet and lost fifty pounds by not ever growing a set of nuts. Well here’s what I’m gonna do for you, BOY – I’m gonna go ahead and help you lose forty more, by takin’ both o’ them pretty belts off your AIDSy ass in the same night. Question is, do I tie your ass to a fence in the desert like we’d do in the good ol’ days or do I let you grow old enough to get your heart broke when a baker refuses to make you and your future husband a

wedding cake?

I’ll let you know my decision later. For now…

Nate drops Soldier with an STO and pins him.

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