The arenas lights go red and "Angels Fall" by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage and looks around at the XWF Galaxy in attendence. There is a mixed reaction from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and smirks at the crowd. He walks up the steps and walks along the ring apron. He turns to look at the fans whilst slowly moving both hands from his face to the floor, gesturing "A look at me" type taunt. He then jumps over the top rope and into the ring. Scull walks over to the far turn buckle and climbs to the top. He holds his hands in the air and then does his "Look at me" taunt. The Scully Meister spins himself round and chills on the turnbuckle with his arms folded. His music fades out.
He stands there as his lumberjacks make their way to ring in a pack. Chris MacBeth, looking sore and nursing a stab wound from his match earlier. Ted looking a bit wobbly. Dave, also looking wobbly. And Tush, walking with a limp, and sporting a proper shiner from his match, courtesy of Morbid Angel. But wait. He has an extra Lumberjack! It's Felix Braddock. Felix walks to the ring to a round of boos as he waves to the crowd.
"I Wanna Rock!"
The high pitched wail of Dee Snider pierces the air as the Twisted Sister classic pumps through the PA system. Pyro and fireworks shoot off in dazzling arrangements of pink and purple as spotlights dance around the ring entrance area.
Then, as the crowd works itself into a crescendo of frenzy, the spotlights move upwards until they rest on top of the X-Tron. There, dressed in his best wrestling gear as well as a sequined, heart shaped cape, stands "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane, holding onto a zip line.
As the song plays on and more fireworks light off, Loverboy holds his hands over his head displaying his title belt and then leaps down onto the zip line, flying down over the heads of the cheering fans and landing just outside the ring with a flourish.
As Loverboy steps into the ring, he spins around and poses for all of the adoring fans as they chant his name and scream their adulation of him.
His team of lumberjacks make their way to ring. Frodo Smackins, looking pleased as punch about himself. With Thomas Girard on a leash. Ghost Tank, arm in a sling, eyeballing Frodo for his earlier comments. And Abbadon, staying silent as he waits for someone to attack. And then Shaun Crowe, joining them. He looks refreshed from nap and dream of Dragon Slaying. He's even wearing a suit of armor for some odd reason. No one understands that kid.
All of the lumberjacks are assembled alongside the ring while Scully and Lane stand by in the ring, and look at the massive ladder they have to climb. An official walks in, and quietly takes the title from Vincent, before climbing up the ladder himself. Each step bringing a gulp to his throat. Lane cracks his knuckles, while Scully mimes adjusting his collar so he can breathe. Frodo blows kisses towards Ghost Tank, and Scully turns to look at the Union who are all giving him the big thumbs up.The official is at the top of the ladder, and attaches the belt to a hook. He slides down, and gives the thumbs up.
The bell rings, and Lane walks over to Scully. Scully is ready for this. He has trained. He's going to knock Lane the fuck out, shag his nan, and take the title. All with one quick move. He throws a punch, that Lane dodges, and counters with an elbow to the throat. Skull staggers back and holds his throat. The Union let out boos at the move, but Skull catches his breath, and simmers them down. Ted and Dave are the last to cool down as they're busy chanting something unintelligible. Scully begins to motion for Lane to hit him again, which he does. Right in the fucking jaw. Rocks that shit like a hurricane. Scully stumbles to the ropes, and then climbs up them, daring Lane to come for him. The fuck he think this is? Loverboy does as Loverboy wants, and goes to get Scully. But from behind. He exits the ring, and is promptly caught with a jab to the face from Tush, and Chris shoves him back into the ring. Where Scully leaps from the ropes, and slams him into the turnbuckle with a high cross body. The staged is rocked by the cheers for Scully for that one. He pops up and soaks in the adoration from the crowd.
Lane pops up to his feet, and the crowd starts chanting for him. This crowd has no idea what it wants. They just know they want chaos in the ring. And Scully is happy to bring it them, by grabbing Lane, and slamming him head first into the opposite turnbuckle. The crowd is popping and cheering. On the outskirts Frodo and Tank look like they're about to go at it, but Chris is trying to calm things down, as he stands there like a bouncer. Ted and Dave are cheering and singing, while Tush is winking and gesturing to the women in the audience. Back in the ring, Lane has the upper hand as he slams Scully with a pumphandle driver. The mat shakes, and the ladder looks wobbly as fuck. But fuck it, Lane doesn't care. He charges for it, to climb it. He's maybe 2 feet in the air when Scully gets up. Oshit, ya Lova begins to climb faster. He's at a whopping five feet on, almost there homie, when Scully grabs him and throws him to the mat. Scull mounts Lane begins to lay into him with punches and kicks. Frodo whips his dick out and begins to masturbate ferociously as this is going on. Of course, he isn't paying attention, someone brought a service dog with them to the match, and that dog is looking fine as fuck.
Ghost Tank has had it and charges at Frodo. He throws a massive fist, that Frodo effortlessly ducks, perks of being a shawty y'all, and throws an uppercut right into Ghost Tank's nards. Those poor bastards have had a lot of punishment lately. While this is going on, the remote to Girard's collar falls out, and Thomas grabs it. He raises his hands in victory before Crowe punches him in the nipple. Ya boi got aim. Thomas gets to his feet, and rips off his shirt and tie, leaving him in his signature black blazer and a Union Jack shirt. He punches Crowe in the tooth, and walks over to stand next to MacBeth, who embraces him. Scully has been thrown off of Lane, and directly into the ladder. It shakes and wobbles, which makes Scully nervous to climb it, but he knows he has to. Scully gets to his feet, and begins to climb the ladder. He climbs hard and fast. And gets up about 6 feet in the air. Lane grabs him, and slides him back down to the ring, making sure Scully has to hit each and every rung on his way down. The crowd pops, and Girard gives them the finger as Abbadon throws a shovel, yeah a fucking shovel at Girard's knees. He goes down faster than Crowe does on a fat girl.
Lane is now throwing punch after punch into Scully's face. He's made a promise to win this for momma, and he intends to knock Scully the fuck out to do it. For momma. Scully is bleeding from the nose, and his left eye. But he is fighting back. He throws Lane off of him, and gets to his feet. Just then! Die Mother Fucker by Dopes begins to play over the PA! And Chris Chaos charges down to the ring. The XWF newest signee is trying to interrupt the biggest match of the year, and Shaun Crowe intends to stop it the only way he knows he. He charges at dat nigga and leaps in the air. Ya Boi hits a botched Cross Body that takes them both down, as well as the sexy as fuck service dog Frodo was spanking to. The men begin to trade blows with each other, before Felix walks over and casually drags them to the back. Lane and Scully are both up in each other's grills, and both men are bleeding from wounds to the head. But, Scully strikes quickly, he pokes Lane in the eye and then hits a spinning heel kick on him. Lane spins and hits the ladder. It wobbles, but doesn't go down. Vinnie pops up, and tries to fix his hair before super kicking Scully in the jaw, and collapsing him. Lome grabs Scully's dropped body, and picks him up. He picks him up. And drops him right the fuck back down with the Operation Mindcrime.
Poor Scully, he can't catch a break when it comes to head trauma. Lane lifts him up, and sprawls him out against the ladder. Scully can't stand on his own it looks like. Lane reels back for a punch, and throws it directly to where Scully was standing. And hits the ladder, as Scully ducked down, and threw a solid punch right into Lane's Loverboys. He drops to his knees, and Ghost Tank has Frodo by the back of the neck, and throws him into the ring. Frodo bounces off a rope, and hits Scully who is up and preparing to climb the ladder. Scully goes down, and Frodo gets up.
"Sorry, bruh."
He climbs out out of the ring, and kicks Tank in the nuts. Scully is starting to climb the ladder, and Lane is up and going to the other side. Both men are climbing opposite sides of the ladder now. They're throwing punches to each other. Trying to knock the other one off of the ladder. Scully lands a punch right into the sternum of Lane, who lands one right in Scully's throat. Both men fall from the ladder, twenty feet in the air. And then down to no feet in the air. The audience gasps as both me are sprawled out and not moving. At this point, it's anyone's game. Whoever can get up and get the title first wins it. And neither are stirring. It's basically Christmas eve. And then Lome is up! Lane gets to his feet, and starts climbing that rickety ass ladder and making great headway. He is climbing like a man possessed. Dis nigga is more than halfway there. And you just can't stop him. He can see the top. And then something does stop him. Scully has a hold of his boot! Scully is right beneath Lane holding onto his boot. Lane tries to shake him free, but it's not working. He cannot get scully to release it. Not for anything. Scully is locked on tightly, and is even starting to climb up Lane's body. Scully is on Lane's back, choking him. Lane is trying to breathe, and fight Scully off. It's not working, so he just tries to climb higher, but with the added weight, he misgrabs and both men go tumbling down... They hit the mat hard. It honestly looks like they might be dead. Girard slides into the ring, and checks Scully's pulse. He gives a thumbs up, and then goes to check Lane's. He starts to choke Lane, until someone hits the button to his collar, and he convulses on the mat. The shock travels to Lane, and wakes him up. He moves slowly and staggeringly. He stretches a few times, before walking over and grabbing Scully by the hair. He lifts Scully up, and slams Scully's face into the top of his knee. This blow wakes Scully up with a start.
Scully is thrown back down, and lets out of a massive howl. Lane tries to climb the ladder, but Girard comes outta nowhere with a spear that topples Lane. He starts to scream in Lane's face. Scully gets to his feet and begins to climb the ladder. Frodo is right behind Thomas, and kicks him in the nuts, forcing Girard off of Lane. Lane mimes tipping his hat to Frodo and then begins to climb up the ladder on the opposite side as Scully. Lane and Scully are both making massive strides up the ladder, if they were snails. Neither of them have left safe falling space. At this rate they could easily just step off of the ladder, and be unhurt. But, what do you expect after this encounter they've had. We cut to the back where Shaun Crowe and Chris Chaos are duking it out in the back bathroom, and Chris has Shaun's head in a urinal flushing it all over Shaun. Shaun's punching Chaos in the ribs while trying to free himself. It's not working very well. And then into the restroom walks Peter Gilmour, who sees this as some sort of mating ritual. He responds by kicking these queers in the ribs. And then dropping them both with a Gilmour Cutter.
Back at ringside we have Ghost Tank and Frodo locking up, and Frodo working on that busted arm of Tank's, while Tank slams his fist down towards Frodo, who quickly dodges it. Abbadon has Ted in a choke, and is punching Chris in the face. Scully and Lane are climbing, and fighting each other. Girard is trying to get out of the ring to help the Union, but Dewey Gobblecoque has other plans. He runs up and slams a chair into the back of Tush's head, sending him down. He then produces a baton and beats Dave with it. Abaddon has released Ted, and he and Chris are squaring off. The lumberjacks have turned the whole mess into a brawl. And what's a brawl without Luna Hightower! She runs down to the ring swinging her sledgehammer wildly. She hits Tank in the knee with it. He drops down, she brings it down on Frodo's leg as well, splintering it.
Lane and Scully are halfway to the top now. Luna sees Tank's Hart Title around his waist. She rips it off, throws it on the ground, and smashes it. Tank gets to his feet, and grabs Luna. She responds by swinging the Sledge at his good leg, which forces him to drop her. She then whacks Frodo with it one more time for good measure before running off. Ghost Tank picks up his dented belt, and looks at the match going on in the ring. Lane and Scully are about three fourths of the way to the top. The crowd is starting a "Don't fall" chant. It doesn't appear to helping things. Scully is getting nervous, and Lane is looking tired. But, they push on. Because they must. Back on the outside Dewey just body slammed Girard onto the concrete, only to get a chair to the back of the head from Tush. Who begins to stomp on Dewey's head. Both men are at the top of the ladder, when Lane looks over to the ramp and sees Roxy standing there. She's running down to the ramp to see her man and celebrate with him. A shaking and tired hand reaches for the belt. He undoes it, and grabs it. Both men move down the ladder slowly. Frodo is on top of Tank trying to punch him, but not able to find the strength to do so. Dewey is being bashed with a chair by Tush while Girard stomps on him. Macbeth is being ran into the barricade by Abbadon. Roxy is at the ringside calling for them to stop fighting and look. She's crying. No one can tell if it's joy or sorrow.
Will you guys just stop fighting and look. He won! He fucking won.
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Scully holding the Universal Title. Tush and Girard get off Dewey and run to Scully's side to celebrate. Frodo helps Tank to his feet, and embraces his former brother once more. They release the hug, and he snaps. Someone tosses him a microphone.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. It is my distinct pleasure to give you your new Universal Champion. Scully. Also, Tank, I faked Alysia's sample. But, not Fuzen's. Get her checked for real. Good night everyone."
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