@ Kandi Washington or whatever...:

Well hello there, Ms. Kavity Jefferson. My name is Greg Busdriver. I'm going to be clear about something, I personally don't give a muskrats dick about you or anybody here. However, if Ms. Cavity Mcfly wants to be like you, Ms. Kavity Jefferson, then that is ok, because you know, if she wants to do that, and Kanye West (who is indeed, the best) wants to think that Bill Cosby is indeed, innocent, then that's ok. Because, to paraphrase a saying, Busdriver, ain't got no time, for your SHIT. YOUR STEAMY-TITANIC-LOVE-MAKING-SCENE-PIECE-OF-SHIT. Who the fuck cares. Her name is candy, your name is kandi, she's a stupid, shallow, passive aggressive, She Hulk, and probably has SEVERE issues, psychologically, and you are a self centered, narcissistic, jealous, overly-compensational, hummer driving, female Richard Simmons. And hey, that's ok. I'm a weird old man who gets off on watching OJ Simpson videos. And as they say back in my asshole, if the glove don't fit, go suck a tit.

Also occasionally I fight ghosts, not bragging, but the ectoplasmic stains on my outfit rival the non-ectoplasmic stains on my kitchen floor if you know what I'm SAYING. Also I think you may have left your time machine running, because I think I can hear your fathers dissapointment in you. NOW AVAILABLE IN SCRATCH AND SNIFF FORM. NOW YOU CAN SMELL ALL THE SALTY SALTY TEARS. Oh and one last thing, no hard feelings ok, weasel face?