Christopher: Well whaddya know, you actually didn't make yourself look like a leet speakin' dumbass for a change. Go you.

Listen Luke, I already know that this federation and my death's realer than Hillary beating Bernie (How the fuck did ya let that happen, anyway?). I already know that you've changed personas so many fuckin' times that an amnesiac would tell ya ta knock that shit off. I already know that Ghost Tank beat me, (with some help from his guardian angel, in case you forgot) but I ain't lettin' that shit deter me from comin' back.

What I am lettin' deter me is a man trying to be twelve again tellin' me what ta do. As depressing as that is, it's tellin' me that the XWF has only gotten worse since I've died, and no one here is worth fightin' anymore.

What a damn shame, man. Here I thought I was gonna get somethin' from these fucks.