I took her out. It was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is Call ID?

My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

That's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again?

TJ looks down at his phone before unplugging his earbuds and tossing them into his bag. He slips his phone into his jacket pocket and makes his way out of the locker room. He walks down the halls and quickly takes notice of someone laid out on the ground, the stench of shit coming from that direction. He turns around and walks in the opposite direction, towards Ginger Snaps' usual hangout in the arenas. He wasn't looking for Ginger, he just thought some sort of company to explain how and when he could get his frustrations out would be nice. He opened the door to the room and saw that no one was currently there. He walked over to the lounge chair and, well, lounged

Someone will show up. I just need some advice before I head out, I had plans to go out with some friends of mine later.

He began to think to himself about how many of his friends had actually accepted the offer. "Three..." He thought to himself. "...Only three? I guess three is better than none, it also wouldn't hurt for me to ask that Tommy guy, seeing as he did defend me yesterday. Ginger could come too, it's always nice to get to know your co workers a little more." His thoughts turned to something else before he heard a knock at the door.

Hey guys! usually when I stop like that it more than likely means that I'm giving you someplace to insert yourself into the story, I didn't know if I needed to give that heads-up or not, but I did.