Girard! So glad you're here. For one, you still have to make payouts to XBUX recipients.

For another, I have a super important mission for you.

Loverboy walks up to Girard and wraps an arm around his shoulders. Since Loverboy is still dirty from his match, this isn't too pleasant.

Dude... someone gave me C. Diff. They must have shat into the pile during my match with Gilly. We know it isn't Ghost Tank, because Ghost Tank ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT HAVE C. DIFF. But it could be anyone else.

I need you to take stool samples from everyone on the roster and get them tested.

Cool?

Cool.