IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME WE HAD SOMEONE COMPETENT CALLING THESE MATCHES! NOT ONLY SOMEONE COMPETENT, BUT SOMEONE I ACTUALLY LIKE! VINNIE, IF YOU EVER WANNA COME BY THE JERK PALACE, IT WOULD BE MY FUCKIN' HONOR!
AS FOR THIS , HE ISN'T WORTHY OF CLEANING UP SWEET BENNY'S SLOBBER! HOW MANY FUCKIN' SATANISTS DO WE HAVE HERE? MORBID, NICO, THAT LUCIUS WITH THE BEEHIVE WHO COULDN'T WRESTLE WORTH A DAMN, AND THIS DIPSHIT? AND YES, I KNOW YOU WERE ONE OF THE FIRST, BUT THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE THE FIRST IN A LONG LINE OF BULLSHIT!
WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT YOU'RE A BLACK METAL SATANIST! TAKE A LESSON FROM ABBATH AND QUIT BEIN' SUCH A TRVE KVLT ! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALSO TAKE A LESSON FROM HIM ON YOUR FUCKIN' CORPSE PAINT! IT SUCKS!
THE FINAL BLOW IN THE COFFIN FOR GIRARD AND GLADIATOR IS THE FACT THAT I WAS WAITING IN GORILLA POSITION TO GET CALLED FOR THE BATTLE ROYAL, BUT I FUCKIN' DIDN'T! IT'S ONE THING TO TAKE A WHILE TO CALL A MATCH, IT'S ANOTHER THING TO NOT CALL A MATCH, BUT TO FORGET TO CALL A WRESTLER OUT OF GORILLA POSITION? HOW MANY BOTTLES OF QUAALUDES DO YOU NEED TO BE ON TO FORGET TO TELL A WRESTLER TO WRESTLE?
HONESTLY, FUCK THIS COMPANY AND EVERYTHING IT FUCKIN' STANDS FOR! I NEED A STIFF FUCKIN' DRINK AFTER THIS BULLSHIT!
Jerkbeast superkicks Unknown Soldier and covers him.
, HE ISN'T WORTHY OF CLEANING UP SWEET BENNY'S SLOBBER! HOW MANY FUCKIN' SATANISTS DO WE HAVE HERE? MORBID, NICO, THAT LUCIUS 
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