The Grand Union is an hour away from opening and Monika is taking the chairs off of the tables and straightening up the stools that line the bar ready for when all the punters arrive. The nice UK weather didn't last long as it is now absolutely miserable and pissing down with rain outside, back to normal. The cleaning lady Maggie is finish up moping the floor after the previous nights festivities swearing under her breath. She seems to think people should clean up after themselves, ironically if everyone who came into the Union did as she wished and cleaned up after themselves she would in fact be out of a job. To the narrator, me, it seems like she just loves to moan.
A group of the old boys who spend their pension money in the pub every lunch time are already gathered outside all huddled under the small smoking shelter trying to avoid the rain. He begin to swear in anger as a rather large Range Rover screams past causing a puddle to splash up and soak them anyway. The Range Rover screeches a left turn into The Unions car park around the back of the building. A couple of the old boys begin to give chase but decide better of it and decide trying to keep a little dryer is better idea than chasing after some jumped up rich boys in the rain.
Monika noticed the splashing going on and couldn't help but crack a slight smile as she would be soon receiving the normal derogatory comments from the old men, she also knew that the splashing incident was no accident and it meant only one thing...
There here...
The back door bursts open and music can be heard....
The Beach Boys...
Kokomo...
That was the song and into the pub came Ted and Dave with a ghetto blaster both decked out in full on holiday gear like a pair of surfer dudes. Ted had a blue Hawaiian shit on with pictures of palm trees all over it along with a pair of knee length shorts and flip flops on his feet, Dave was dressed much the same only his shirt was yellow and had pictures of sea turtles on it.
Monika laughed as she saw them walk in from the back and into the front area of the bar. Ted's glasses had steamed up and the rain water dripped from his head down his nose but it didn't stop them from grinning from ear to ear like a pair of Cheshire Cats.
Ted: "What do you think?"
The pair of them stand arms out stretched showing off their new attire to Monika.
Monika: "You look stupido idiotoes, why you dress like this?"
Dave: "We're going to Hawaii baby!"
Ted and Dave begin dancing all around the pub, Dave even got hold of Maggie the old grump cleaning lady and to her annoyance begins trying to dance with her but with a quick flick of the filthy mop around his head Dave retreats leaving Maggie alone to bitch and loan under her breath.
Monika: "Oh this wrestle thing with Tag Team."
Ted: "Against Mr Cunt and el Jack Off, Yeah baby, yeah."
Dave: "Austin Powers... Nice"
Ted: "You know it boyyyyyyyy!"
The pair high five, chest bump and hip bump before disappearing back out of the pub leaving Monikia stood behind the bar feeling a little bewildered.
Maggie: "Fucking Kids."
Monika: "And they have no idea Chris is going to make them wrestle in this..."
Monika holds up a Borat mankini to show Maggie who at the thought of Ted squeezed into it made he throw up violently onto the floor she had just cleaned.
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