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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **05-06-2016, 04:00 PM**

(05-06-2016, 03:10 PM)Equinox Said: Looks like it's time for the big reveal eh?

Instead of facing Da king of swing, and the Czar of the bar, and Lord of the board Luca Mofuckin Arzegotti, you'll be facing his number one draft pick........Ba da ba daaaaaaa........Me.

So kick back, crack a cold one, clean your cellmate cum from your ears and listen up. We gonna duke it out in Hazzard county, bomb it in Baghdad, make it rain in Spain, and bring thunder to the down under.

The hottest rook vs the gluttonous crook, The Irish-Asian sensation sweeping the nation vs the round clown who's down with brown.

Equinox vs Robbie "His Bitch" Bourbon.

The show just sold out, main event status already, all eyes will be watching. You dig it.

Wow, look who just came in from Mantown with a pair of actual external testes, looking step up and help his new bestie, like the notion of the motion of some sensation can test me, thinks he's gonna give the fat guy a heart attack like cardiac arrest, gee.

Let's break this down a bit, lest we forget about the fact I'm a brain eating monster with a mean streak bigger then the rest, it's me!

Hope you're paying attention, stud, let me give you the rundown. Equinox is what you call yourself, but all I see is sun down.

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