"Trax... it's been a bit, hasn't it? I remember telling you that you had talent and the potential to be one of the absolute best here. Already held the Uni title, current IC champ... Unfortunately? You're just not cutting it anymore.

"You're not what you once were. If you were? You'd be a double champ, now wouldn't you? You'd hold one title over one shoulder, and another over the other. But you don't. You barely scraped past Tush to nab the IC title.

"Good for you.

"But we all know that if Tush wanted to, he could grab that belt back at any time. He doesn't need it. He has his sights set on loftier goals and aspirations. The big gold belt. But hey, after the losses I've ended up with, I need something to push me.

"I dropped Alice like a bad habit and brought in Ann-Thraxxx. She's been pushing me to become a better combatant than that dead weight Alice had me succumb to... Though, Frodo did scratch out a tight win over me in that Adult Swim match. But, I came closer to an important win than I have ever before.

"I know Ann would want me to say a few more things to you than I set out to, but I'll keep it short for now, just in case you have the testicular fortitude to accept my challenge and I need some extra ammo.

"You. Me. Next WarFare OR Savage, whichever you end up on. Let me know, because frankly, I can't be bothered to find out for myself. No crazy stips or gimmicks, just a one on one match with two things on the line [IF it's Savage]. Your title, and my green chip.

"Plus some extra cash thrown in cuz let's face it. You probably need it, blowing all your money on chicken and hookers since you can't find a woman that'll stick with you for more than a day at a time. Fuck a few whores, have your title ripped from your waist and drown your misery in alcohol and KFC.

"Sounds like a plan, eh Traxxie? Though, I know you don't have the grapefruits to face me and will just make up some lame excuse, but at least I tried. Which is much more than I can say for you. Cheerio and all that bullshit. Peace, buckwheat."

--O.M.