Jerkbeast kicks out and then puts Gay Boi into a Double Underhook, lifting him as if about to hit a Jay-Driller.

I WAS ASLEEP, YOU FUCKIN' MORON! AND EVEN THEN, I WOKE UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER! I DIDN'T LET YOU AND I NEVER FUCKIN' WILL! AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU JUST FUCKIN' LICKED MY NIPPLES! HOW THE FUCK AM I THE GAY ONE? I'M SHOVING YOU RIGHT OFF EACH TIME! WATCH, THIS FUCKIN' ASSHOLE IS GONNA CALL ME A HOMOPHOBE, I JUST FUCKIN' KNOW IT! YOU CAN CALL ME GAY ALL YOU WANT, BUT REMEMBER THAT IT'S THE LAZIEST FUCKIN' INSULT IN THE BOOK RIGHT NEXT TO "YOUR MOM!" YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO GAYS! GO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SCHLONG!

Sweet Benny appears and hits a twisting senton, landing on Gay Boi's still erect junk, internally snapping it in half. Jerkbeast uses the force from Sweet Benny's senton to land the Piledriver.

THAT'S CALLED THE SWEET BELTZER DRIVER, YOU FUCK!

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!