"Well shit, I must've fallen asleep in all the fucking boredom cause that's the biggest load of crap I ever heard."

"I must be dreaming."

"You can't be real after saying something that absurd."

"You have to be a figment of my imagination."

Dillinger holds up one finger to Marvelous Keith, indicating Keith should wait a moment and proceeds to slap himself in the face. Hard. This causes his head to jerk to the side as his whole body shifts from the force of the blow. Shaking his head and rubbing the side of his face, Dillinger then turns back to Keith and gasps.

"Oh shit!"

"You're real!"

"I wasn't dreaming, you're seriously standing there and you actually said all that with complete sincerity."

"Shut up and stay out your way or The Monarchy is going to shorten the life span of my career."

"Right."

"This is where I call your bluff and you either back down like a chicken shit or we meet in the ring and I beat the crap out of you and your entire stable."

"Which is it going to be?"

"Marvelous Keith of The Monarchy."

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, that's some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard."

"Christ, you sound like a thirteen year old kid playing WOW."

"Are you sure you're mentally stable enough to work for this company?"