(03-21-2016, 11:27 AM)NorthKoreanWarCriminal Said: NKWC forces a shoulder into the air! He rub his temples in frustration.

"...Are you actually deaf? Can you not hear yourself? It sounds like you're saying the exact same word. EVEN NOW YOUR SAYING 'THIS NOT THAT' WHEN THIS AND THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME."



"THEY SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME."



"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you're right. Maybe you're not racist. You might be too stupid to be racist. Did the brownie mix you came out of drink while it was pregnant? Did someone in Hell drop you on your head?"

"Racism itself is the belief system of a fool but requires some prior historical knowledge or even a base understanding of globally-held stereotypes."

"Jesus, have you not heard the one about Asians pronouncing their L's like R's?"

"Being ignorant of racism doesn't make you innocent of hate, it makes you an unaware idiot. You're still part of the problem."

"Have I run out of targets, Jerkbeast?"

"No."

"I haven't touched on the actual content of your garbage public access program."

"Exemplifying the improvisational skills of two idiots with a phone yelling at other idiots."

"You only lasted two seasons. ON PUBLIC ACCESS."

"Let's Paint TV, where the host paints, runs on a treadmill and makes mixed drinks at the same time ran for SIX YEARS."

"Spirit of Truth was just a man fueled by cocaine and the Lord in front of a green-screen forst and that got FIVE."

"How bad are you at being entertainment when you only get to do public access for TWO SEASONS?!!?"

"I've let go uncommented on your stupid underbite. Can you not visit a fucking dentist and take care of your mangled, crooked teeth?"

"Or that you literally haven't gone three sentences without making an error since we started."

"Or that you're pulling a page out of Peter Gilmour's playbook and bitching with button clicks every time I take you down a notch verbally. You pathetic whining prick."



"I'm sure I'll be seeing this again in a moment."

"I haven't even touched your pathetic grade school intelligence, exemplified by your thoroughly limited vocabulary. For someone who challenges his viewers to outdo him in creative cursing, seems like you only stick to one technique. You've said the word 'fuckin'' 101 times."

"Which is 100 more than the number of people that have willingly touched your penis."

"No, Jerkbeast. I've still got plenty of ammo. You're an easy fucking target."

"How about you? Do you have anything new to present to the class? Or are you going to keep directly responding to the content I've laid out, running on fumes, hoping I eventually stop hitting you harder and harder."

"Like you've been praying this entire time."

"Do I have to beg you every time it's my turn to STEP UP? FUCKING COME AT ME."

NKWC takes Jerkbeast to the ground and starts stomping his ankle. The sound of this stomp goes from muscle-tearing to bone-breaking to blood-squirting. Jerkbeast is severely hobbled!

Jerkbeast gets up on his broken ankle to have Sweet Benny put a tourniquet around it. He then gives NKWC a superkick with the broken ankle to show he doesn't give a fuck.

BITCH, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S FUCKIN' DEAF! HOW COME EVERY OTHER TIME I SAID THE LETTER "L", YOU DIDN'T CORRECT ME ON IT? HOW COME YOU DIDN'T ASK WHY "LYNCHED" SOUNDED LIKE "IYNCHED?" BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BAD LIAR!

AND YES, I HAVE HEARD OF THAT BULLSHIT STEREOTYPE! IT'S FUCKIN' ! BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU CALLED ME A FUCKIN' RACIST! I NEVER USED THAT STEREOTYPE ON YOU! I NEVER ASKED WHY YOU SAY KOREA AS "KOLLEA!" BECAUSE YOU FUCKIN' DON'T! YOU'RE LITERALLY BEING RACIST TOWARDS YOURSELF!

WE DIDN'T GET CANCELLED! WE STOPPED! AND THEN WE MADE A MOVIE IN 2005! WE STOPPED BECAUSE WE WERE FUCKIN' TIRED OF DUMBASSES LIKE YOU CALLIN' IN AND TRYIN' TO BE SMART! THEY WEREN'T AND NEITHER ARE YOU!

I'M DIRECTLY RESPONDING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKIN' WRONG! AM I NOT ALLOWED TO CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT? YOU'RE TOO FUCKIN' EASY A TARGET! ALL YOU'VE DONE IS BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING THIS ENTIRE FIGHT!

WAY TO BE A HYPOCRITE, YOU FUCKTARD! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT ALL I'VE DONE IS TELL YOU TO SUCK MY DICK, AND NOW YOU'RE MAKIN' FUN OF MY PENIS SIZE! ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS?! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE IRONY?

DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKIN' TRY TO SAY I NEED TO STEP UP! WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' IS EQUIVALENT TO SAYING THAT YOU'RE ATTACKIN' MY FIST WITH YOU FACE! LIKE I SAID BEFORE, YOU AND YOUR PETTY COUNTRY COULD GET FUCKIN' NUKED AND TAKEN OVER AND YOU'D STILL FIND A WAY TO SAY YOU WON! I DON'T NEED TO STEP UP, YOU DO! GIVE ME AN ACTUAL FUCKIN' FIGHT BEFORE I GET BORED AND CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD ON YOUR ASS!

Jerkbeast grabs NKWC by the legs and puts him in an Inverted Indian Deathlock. Sweet Benny then simultaneously applies a Hell's Gate.

GUESS WHO, MOTHERFUCKERS?

Marty appears on the third level balcony above the battle. He climbs up onto the balcony and hits a senton off of it to NKWC's back, causing NKWC to nearly puke his heart out.

TAP, YOU ASSHOLE!

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