Jerkbeast doubles over in laughter.

YOU'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR, HAVEN'T YA? ALL I SAID WAS THAT YOU SOUNDED CHINESE INSTEAD OF KOREAN, AND YOU FUCKIN' BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION! AND AT THE END OF IT, YOU STILL DIDN'T FUCKIN' TELL US WHY YOU SOUND CHINESE!

I SAID EARLIER THAT I'M NOT FIGHTIN' FOR AMERICA, I'M FIGHTIN' FOR MYSELF! DESPITE THAT, YOU'RE STILL TRYIN' TO PAIR ME WITH AMERICA! BETTER YET, YOU'RE PAIRIN' ME WITH RACIST FUCKTARDS! I MAY BE A JERK, BUT I SURE AS HELL AIN'T RACIST! I BELIEVE IN PREJUDICE EQUALITY! EVERYONE EQUALLY DESERVES TO GET SHIT ON!

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLIN' ON ABOUT? I SAID ALL THAT SHIT PROPERLY! WATCH IT AGAIN! I NEVER SAID "PIAN", I SAID PLAN! I NEVER SAID "FIAMETHROWER," I SAID FLAMETHROWER! YOU'RE LITERALLY MAKIN' STUFF UP ABOUT ME IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A , WHEN ALL YOU'RE DOIN' IS MAKIN' YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A !

BACK ON THE TOPIC OF RACISM, HOW THE FUCK IS MISPRONOUNCIN' "L" CONSIDERED RACIST? THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST IDIOTIC THING YOU'VE SAID THIS ENTIRE FIGHT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PROUD COMMUNIST! YOU SOUND LIKE AN ANGRY TUMBLR LIBTARD!

YET, DESPITE ALL OF THESE OBVIOUS MISTAKES, YOU STILL HAVE THE GALL TO SAY I'M THE ONE THAT'S A FAILURE? JESUS CHRIST, DO I EVEN NEED TO FUCKIN' TELL YOU WHY THAT'S ?

Jerkbeast does the splits Johnny Cage-style and starts rapidly punching NKWC in the gut until he starts puking up blood. He then quickly leaps up from the split and uppercuts NKWC on the way up, sending him flying across the room, where Sweet Benny catches him with a Backstabber, an audible crack being heard. Jerkbeast walks over and hooks the leg.

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1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!