Jerkbeast is glad to get an actual fight out of NKWC.

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU ACTUALLY TRIED TO FIGHT ME! TOO BAD YOU SUCK AT
IT WORSE THAN YOU SAY THAT I DO!

WAY TO WAIT FOR THE RESULTS OF YOUR MATCH BEFORE YOU REPLY, JACKASS!
WHEN I MADE THAT POINT, YOU HADN’T EVEN HAD THAT MATCH YET! ALTHOUGH, I’LL
GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE, AND SAY GOOD JOB IN THAT MATCH. IF YOU’VE
NEVER SEEN A WRESTLING MATCH BEFORE! YOU USED A FLAMETHROWER AND
THEN GOT FUCKIN’ LYNCHED! YOU GOT LYNCHED, AND YET YOU STILL CONSIDER IT A
FUCKIN’ WIN? OH WAIT, I FORGOT, NORTH KOREA ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO SAY THEY
WON!

AND YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY NORTH KOREAN WAR CRIMINAL? YEAH, AND MY NAME
IS BULL FUCKIN’ SHIT! BULL AS IN THE ANIMAL, BECAUSE IT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH
SENSE AS NORTH, FUCKIN’ BECAUSE I LIKE DOING IT, AND SHIT BECAUSE I DO THAT
EVERY MORNING!

HOW THE FUCK DOES NOT HAVING A ROSTER PAGE MAKE ME ANY LESS RIGHT?
YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A CHINESE PERSON INSTEAD OF A KOREAN! WAY TO AVOID
THE FUCKIN’ QUESTION AT HAND!

OH BOO HOO, YOU GOT BLOWN UP AND LYNCHED! YOU HAVE ME TO FUCKIN’ DEAL
WITH NOW! IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE WAS HELL BEFORE, I’D BE SENDING YOU DOWN
A FEW LEVELS!

YOU REALLY THINK THAT WITH THE XWF’S BUDGET THAT I WOULD KEEP THE SHOW
ON PUBLIC ACCESS? NOPE! WE’RE GOIN’ NATIONAL, BITCH! REGARDLESS, SHOWIN’
THE TITLE ON PUBLIC ACCESS WOULD GIVE IT MORE RECOGNITION THAN IT HAS
WITH YOU!

YOU REALLY EXPECTED THE DRUNKEN BASTARDS OF THE SHITHOLE CITY OF LAS
VEGAS TO CHANT AT SOMETHING WORTH CHANTING FOR? JESUS CHRIST, YOU’RE A
FUCKTARD! AND YOU CALL A VOCAL MINORITY OF 30 TRUMP SUPPORTERS THE
ENTIRE AUDIENCE? THE REST OF THE AUDIENCE LEFT! OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY
REASON THEY WERE THERE WAS TO PLAN THE WHOLE THING! AND WHY ARE YOU TELLIN’
ME THIS? I AIN’T FIGHTIN’ FOR AMERICA! I’M FIGHTIN’ FOR MYSELF!

Jerkbeast trades blows with NKWC, eventually cornering him so he can mudhole stomp him
against the wall. He picks him up into a torture rack and then runs him into the wall headfirst,
followed by a Burning Hammer. He puts his foot on NKWC’s chest for the pin.

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1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!