Jerkbeast gets out of his defensive stance and laughs.

DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT? WHY WOULD I NEED TO? YOU'VE BEEN MAKIN' THE SAME MISTAKES THIS ENTIRE TIME! BUT I'LL HUMOR YOU, NKWC! INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING THAT YOU SUCK, I'LL TELL YOU WHY YOU SUCK!

FIRST OFF, YOU INSIST THAT YOU ARE A GREAT WRESTLER, WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD AN ACTUAL FUCKIN' MATCH YET! ALL YOU'VE DONE IS COMPETE FOR THE LOWEST LEVEL TITLE IN THE WHOLE COMPANY! I'M COMPETING FOR IT BECAUSE I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT TRASH TALK! I COULD ACTUALLY MAKE IT SOMEWHAT RELEVANT!

SECOND, YOU ALSO SEEM TO THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU HOLD IT, THIS TITLE IS NOW THE BEST IN THE COMPANY! IT FUCKIN' ISN'T! THE UNIVERSAL TITLE IS! AND I AM 100% SURE THAT IF YOU WERE IN THE RING, STANDING ACROSS FROM VINNIE LANE, EYES FULL OF THE DESIRE TO PARALYZE YOUR ASS WITH BLACK LABEL DRIVER, YOU'D SHIT YOUR GODDAMN PANTS!

THIRD, FINALLY, AND MOST IRONICALLY, YOU INSIST ON ASKING FOR PEOPLE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATES! YOU LITERALLY GO BY NORTH KOREAN WAR CRIMINAL! I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING AND HAVE THE NATIONAL GUARD ON YOUR ASS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "DEMILITARIZED ZONE!"

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE REALLY NORTH KOREAN! YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'VE SPOKEN CANTONESE YOUR WHOLE LIFE! YOU WANT OUR I.D'S? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR FUCKIN' NAME!

ALSO, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD WHEN I SAID

Quote: Sweet Benny puts him out...

I MEANT HE PUT ME OUT! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S STILL ON FIRE!

I'M FROM THE FIRE PITS OF HELL! YOU REALLY FUCKIN' THINK FIRE AFFECTS ME? JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE ONE DUMB FUCKIN' SACK OF SHIT!

Jerkbeast then superkicks NKWC so hard that NKWC spits blood and teeth. You can hear his lower jaw disintegrating. After he falls, Jerkbeast goes for the pin.

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1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!