NKWC kicks out! He lifts himself off the ground and dusts his arms, less and less interested in this fight.

"Facts incoming."

"You've suplexed me, executed multiple double-foot stomps, piledriven me..."

"And I've put up no resistance... except setting you on fire."

"And while I've suffered no visible negative effect and am only finding it easier and easier to kick out."

"You're still on fire."

Quote:Jerkbeast completely disregards the fire and starts throwing flaming punches at NKWC.

"Even if I mistook you for a Clifford toy, you haven't put out the fire."

"Idiot. Who looks like a bitch in this fight? The guy taking all these bullshit attacks and getting back up after each and every one of them?"

"Or the guy that somehow gave himself brain damage DELIVERING wrestling moves?"

Quote:A DAY CARE OPERATOR IS GOING TO MAKE YOU NEED TO PICK GLASS OUT OF YER FUCKIN' BACK!

"What? What the fuck does that mean? Is the fire making you hallucinate, did giving ME a piledriver give YOU a concussion or are you just getting dumber by the second?"

"I know your mind-numbingly trash talk is killing my brain cells but I figured you'd be immune."

"This has gotten so bad, you've forgotten 3rd grade English."

"...Allow me to apologize to anyone else listening with 2 or more brain cells. Sorry a large percentage of my promos is explaining literary devices to uneducated circus chimps."

"Does XWF get tax credit for employing the mentally non-functioning?"

"To clarify, I'm generalizing."

"Generalization- abstraction of a general idea, principle, or pattern from the observation of objects, events, or experiences."

"So, no, Jerkbeast. Your promos are not literally 'SUCK MY DICK' over and over again."

"Instead, it's things like YOU SUCK HIS FUCKIN' DICK."

"YOU SUCK YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S DICK!"

"SUCK SATAN'S DICK."

"SUCKIN' KIM JONG-UN'S TRIPLE D MAN TITS!

"SUFFOCATE ON HIS SHIT AND DIE!"

"Repetitive. Meaningless. Stupid. Filler phrases attempting to disguise the fact you have nothing of essence or substance left to share."

"Hence 'SUCK MY DICK', the umbrella generalization for the mindless obscenities you spew without cleverness or wit."

"And that's all you've said from the beginning."

"We've gone back and forth six times now and the only new wrinkle you've added is demanding someone end this match."

"Which you blatantly stole from me."

"The reason Gladiator isn't ending this?"

"Laziness. He let a fight between Robbie Bourbon and I go until Robbie's pulverized face could legally be sold to American public schools as Bologna. Gladiator could officiate a fight between Mike Tyson and a quadriplegic 8 year-old and he'd still let it go to a judge's decision."

"Why won't he end this fight in YOUR favor?"

"You're losing... Embarrassingly badly."

"You've been saying the same shit for a day now and it's only illustrated how impotent and one-note your offense is."

"Go ahead. I'm begging you. Do something new."

NKWC holds his arms straight out, inviting attack.
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"Prove me wrong."