(03-20-2016, 01:38 AM)NorthKoreanWarCriminal Said: Taking a page out of X-Treme Champion Austin Fernando’s playbook, NKWC no-sells that bullshit attack and kicks out!

“Thanks for the recognition! It took a lot of hard work and dedication to my craft to say ‘one competent thing’!”

“I mean, it’s truly tragic that to an American, knowing basic animal terminology qualifies one for ‘competence’, but I’m honored that you would acknowledge my effort!”

“Maybe some day you’ll get there yourself! … But with you repeating the same shit over and over without any originality or nuance? It doesn’t look like it’s going to happen today.”

“Did you think that ‘KIM JONG-UN SUCKS!’ and ‘YOU’RE A COMMIE!’ and ‘YOU SUCK KIM JONG-UN’S DICK!’ was head-turning, game-changing, earth-shattering trash talk? Did you really think you ‘had that shit’ when you’re saying the least clever shit already said by the challengers that came before you? The ones with actual material and functioning brain cells? All got knocked the fuck out. I mean, Jesus. You’re the 4th person out of 6 unique challengers to say I suck Kim North Korea’s dick. Tommy Wish was #1.”

“Let that sink in, Jerkbeast. You’re three degrees of originality below FUCKING TOMMY WISH.”

“Although, that’s not even the most unbelievable thing about this fucking encounter.”

“The most unbelievable thing about this whole thing is this moronic giant puppet creature with the education of a first grader and the humor sensibilities of a mentally challenged first grader thinks that I’m the dumb one for treating him like a ‘stuffed toy’.”

“Me? stupid? I’m the one between the two of us who knows that the word ‘fucking’ has a ‘g’ at the end and not an apostrophe, you clod.”

“I’m sorry, you want me to knock off the ‘stuffed toy’ game? Were you really expecting anyone here to take this stupid bullshit seriously? You’re a giant weird mascot entity that hosted a Seattle public television show 13 years ago that no one cared about. You’re right, I’m the loser here. I’m the one who looks bad for calling you a ‘stuffed toy’”

“And if you’re saying I’m not funny, you must be right about that. After all, you’re a walking punchline and a cosmic joke. You must be an expert on humor.”

Quote: A STUFFED TOY IS MAKING YOU BLEED LIKE KIM JONG UN'S POPPED HEMORRHOID!

Quote: NEWS FLASH, WALTER CRONKITE!

Quote: IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME WITH HOW WELL YOU SUCK YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S DICK!

“…Jesus Christ. I can’t even pretend you’re funny sarcastically.”

“Stomach cancer is funnier than you.”

“My grandmother’s death was funnier than your wacky comedy.’ At least my grandmother’s passed quickly.”

“You’ve been shitting the bed here trying to talk trash for FUCKING 16 hours now!”

“Girard… I’d even take Gladiator at this point… Please send this kid home.”

“If he had anything worth putting out, he’d have put it out by now.”

NKWC sets Jerkbeast’s weird puppet body on fire.

Jerkbeast completely disregards the fire and starts throwing flaming punches at NKWC.

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK COMPETENCE MEANS? IT DOESN'T MEAN "INTELLIGENCE", IT MEANS "ABILITY TO DO SOMETHING EFFICIENTLY!" JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN EFFICIENTLY USE ANIMAL TERMINOLOGY DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GOOD AT EVERYTHING ELSE! OBVIOUSLY! YOU CAN'T FIGHT WORTH A DAMN!

AT LEAST I'M FUNNIER THAN YOU, FUCKTARD! IT'S BETTER TO BE NOT FUNNY THAN PAINFULLY UNFUNNY! STOMACH CANCER IS FUNNIER THAN ME? GOOD, BECAUSE YER GIVING ME STOMACH CANCER JUST LOOKIN' AT YA!

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE ORIGINAL! I'M JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO FUCKIN' ADMIT IT! IT'S 2016! IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY NOW! AND BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT, KJU WONT KILL YOU FOR SAYING IT!

ARE YOU REALLY MAKING FUN OF ME FOR THE WAY I FUCKIN' TALK? GOD DAMN IT, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY MORE ! I COULD MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR YOUR ACCENT, BUT THERE'S SO MUCH ELSE TO MAKE FUN OF THAT I DON'T FUCKIN' HAVE TO!

I'M THE FUCKIN' LOSER? I MANAGED TO BE MORE ENTERTAINING ON THAT PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW THAN YOU ARE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! AND GUESS WHAT? I'M GETTIN' THE SHOW BACK ON THE AIR! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY SHIT ON A WEEKLY BASIS!

GLADIATOR, BECAUSE GIRARD IS PROBABLY TOO HIGH OFF HUFFIN' EXHAUST TO CALL THIS MATCH PROPERLY, END THIS MATCH BEFORE I FUCKIN' KILL THIS BASTARD!

Jerkbeast gives NKWC a flaming spear which sets him on fire. Sweet Benny then puts him out, and Jerkbeast picks up NKWC to give him a pumphandle piledriver into the glass-covered floor. Sweet Benny then hits a standing moonsault on him with a simultaneous double stomp to the head from Jerkbeast.

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!