(03-19-2016, 09:26 PM)NorthKoreanWarCriminal Said: NKWC kicks out! He laughs at the toy's ridiculous misunderstandings.

"Haha... Aww. You poor stupid misfit toy."

"Believe it or not, tiny doll boy, I've heard of Hell before. I travel with the XWF so... I've stumbled across a hotel bible before.

"Great read. Loved the part where the Magic Socialist that shot free healthcare out of his hands and advocated for equal distribution was executed."

"Can see why it's so popular in your United States. So true to the real world that people with good messages get murdered by capitalists afraid of losing their money."

"I've also heard of the state of Washington."

"State with the 3rd most asthma. 4th most disabled people. Great American state. Great target for nuclear warhead testing. The most hilarious site we could think of."

"Of course I've heard of Washington."

"It's so easy to pretend your opponent is stupid when you make believe he's misunderstanding simple concepts."

"I'M GOING TO PIN YOU. NO, NOT LIKE A SAFETY PIN, YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID."

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU. AND NO, I DON'T MEAN LIKE A GROUP OF CROWS I MEAN LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. HOW COULD MIX UP THOSE THINGS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."

"What a great strategy, Jerkbeast! Since you couldn't beat your actual opponent, you made up an imaginary one that is somehow dumber than you."

"Now that's a powerful imagination. And congratulations! You went from dead last to 2nd place out of 3."

"What an improvement."

"Did I ever say you were mad? Nope. Just another thing your imaginary friend said I guess."

"I think you're sad. Not emotionally. I think your existence is sad."

"I think the fact that you came here all the way, crawled from the depths of Hell itself. Murdered a lot of people. Found your way into the XWF."

"And now, after building that impressive resume..."

"Immediately lost a fight you started via ambush. With an 'emaciated North Korean'."

"Now? Twice."

NKWC starts stomping the teddy bear until fluff starts flying into the air.

"Call it, Girard. This toy's boring."

OVER HERE, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!

NKWC realizes he was stomping carnival-sized plushie of Clifford the Big Red Dog. He turns around to see Jerkbeast on his motorbike with Sweet Benny riding behind him. Jerkbeast guns it towards NKWC, and smashes a glass bottle against his head while riding by him. He then gets off the bike, grabs Sweet Benny, who puts his goggles on for safety, and gives him a monkey flip. Sweet Benny uses the momentum to hit a 450 Splash on NKWC. Jerkbeast then drags a box of glassware over to NKWC, straddles him, and starts smashing the glasses in the box against his head one-by-one.

I WAS OKAY WITH YOU UNTIL YOU INSULTED WASHINGTON! I HATE THE FUCKIN' PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE, THEY'RE FUCKIN' HIPPIE/HIPSTER DIPSHIT TRASH, BUT I LOVE THAT FUCKIN' STATE!

I'M SURPRISED AS HELL THAT YOU KNOW WHAT A MURDER OF CROWS IS! CONGRATULATIONS, THAT'S THE FIRST COMPETENT THING YOU'VE SAID IN YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' CAREER! MAYBE NEXT, USING THAT "SUPERIOR" COMMIE SUMBITCH BRAIN OF YOURS, YOU CAN ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO FIGHT!

YOU'RE STILL COMPARING ME TO A STUFFED TOY? NEWS FLASH, WALTER CRONKITE! YOU AREN'T FUCKIN' FUNNY! IF ANYTHING, IT'S MAKING YOU LOOK BAD! A STUFFED TOY IS MAKING YOU BLEED LIKE KIM JONG UN'S POPPED HEMORRHOID! THAT'S THE MOST PATHETIC THING I'VE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE! YOUR PIECE OF SHIT LEADER IS A CLOSE SECOND!

I ONLY LOST THE FIGHT BECAUSE GIRARD IS A FUCKIN' ! I HAD THAT SHIT, BUT THEN HE FUCKIN' WALTZED UP AND CALLED IT IN YOUR FAVOR WHEN I WASN'T EVEN HURT! I BET YOU SUCK HIS FUCKIN' DICK JUST SO YOU CAN KEEP THAT BELT! IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME WITH HOW WELL YOU SUCK YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S DICK!

Jerkbeast then drags NKWC over to the nearest wall. He picks up NKWC's arms and starts kicking the back of his head into the brick wall, leaving what looks like skull fragments. He then stops, steps back, and lets Sweet Benny give NKWC a knee to the face from the motorbike. He goes for yet another pin.

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