NKWC kicks out! He laughs at the toy's ridiculous misunderstandings.

"Haha... Aww. You poor stupid misfit toy."

"Believe it or not, tiny doll boy, I've heard of Hell before. I travel with the XWF so... I've stumbled across a hotel bible before.

"Great read. Loved the part where the Magic Socialist that shot free healthcare out of his hands and advocated for equal distribution was executed."

"Can see why it's so popular in your United States. So true to the real world that people with good messages get murdered by capitalists afraid of losing their money."

"I've also heard of the state of Washington."

"State with the 3rd most asthma. 4th most disabled people. Great American state. Great target for nuclear warhead testing. The most hilarious site we could think of."

"Of course I've heard of Washington."

"It's so easy to pretend your opponent is stupid when you make believe he's misunderstanding simple concepts."

"I'M GOING TO PIN YOU. NO, NOT LIKE A SAFETY PIN, YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID."

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU. AND NO, I DON'T MEAN LIKE A GROUP OF CROWS I MEAN LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. HOW COULD MIX UP THOSE THINGS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."

"What a great strategy, Jerkbeast! Since you couldn't beat your actual opponent, you made up an imaginary one that is somehow dumber than you."

"Now that's a powerful imagination. And congratulations! You went from dead last to 2nd place out of 3."

"What an improvement."

"Did I ever say you were mad? Nope. Just another thing your imaginary friend said I guess."

"I think you're sad. Not emotionally. I think your existence is sad."

"I think the fact that you came here all the way, crawled from the depths of Hell itself. Murdered a lot of people. Found your way into the XWF."

"And now, after building that impressive resume..."

"Immediately lost a fight you started via ambush. With an 'emaciated North Korean'."

"Now? Twice."

NKWC starts stomping the teddy bear until fluff starts flying into the air.

"Call it, Girard. This toy's boring."