The red plush creature lands with a squeak on NKWC's chest, not quite weighing enough to break through the table. Immediately NKWC's chest is filled with warmth and rainbows.

"Hey! My little buddy's back!"

"Aww, and you have a whole new series of cute catchphrases."

"I'd love to know what your backstory is. Brownie Mix, you say? So are the homosexual world's answer to the Pillsbury doughboy?"

"If I tickle your stomach, will you sassily snap your fingers three times and demand equal marriage opportunity?"

"In that case, I better hold off."

NKWC snuggles his '7-foot' friend close to his own '8-foot-15 inch body.

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"I think the Korean child that inserted your voice chip needs to have his arms lopped off, though."

"How did I insult North Korea, tiny friend?"

"By implying our children work 20 hours days? By mentioning that we abandon our baby girls? Little friend, those are things that make True Korea great!"

"In True Korea, we have no playground cootie epidemic like in your American territories because we liquidated most of population that spreads that affliction."

"Our working-class children have jobs! Like... That pay money. Doesn't that blow your tiny American fluff brain, stuffed animal companion?"

"An American child goes through 12 years of inferior American public school, 4 years of ineffective American higher education and 2 years of even less effective American higher HIGHER education to sleep on their parents' couch and accumulate interest on $120,000 of debt."

"A Korean child with fingers and the ability to run on 3 hours of sleep a night has gainful employment AND A GUARANTEED (forced) 30+ year career!"

"How is Korea not the very best? We don't have little people like you OR the disabled! We don't have to avoid ANYONE'S eye contact!"

NKWC ties a balloon around his best friend's wrist.

"It's always fun chatting with you, Jerkbeast."

"But I need to go back to fighting off real challengers. Y'know, non-midgets. People with deep voices and the right to vote and SOULS."

"And I know you might have missed this lesson I n your failing American brownie-mix schools."

"But it's important that we all take turns."

NKWC releases the balloon. And Jerkbeast begins gently floating into the air.

NKWC waves a tearful goodbye as Jerkbeast reaches 30... 40 feet now!