FUCK YOU, THOMAS GIRARD! YOU UPPITY LOOKIN' PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' DEAL WITH YOU LATER! I GOT BIGGER, SMELLIER, DUMBER FISH TO FRY!

BITCH, YOU MUST BE MOTHERFUCKIN' BLIND, DELUSIONAL, OR BOTH! I MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' KNOCKOFF G.I. JOE! I'M FUCKIN' 7 FEET TALL, YOU FUCKIN' ! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART! GOD DAMN IT!

I'LL FUCKIN' RUN YOU THE FUCK OVER WITH THIS "BIG WHEEL" AND THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! I'LL MAKE YOU NOT JUST MY BITCH, BUT MY FUCKIN' MOTORBIKE'S BITCH TOO! THAT'S HOW MUCH I FUCKIN' HATE YOU! SWEET BENNY IS LESS OF A BITCH THAN YOU, AND HE'S MEANT TO BE PEOPLE'S BITCH!

WAY TO FUCKIN' INSULT YOUR OWN DAMN COUNTRY, YOU COMMIE FUCKTARD! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YOUR COUNTRY! YOU'RE ALWAYS RAVING ABOUT HOW FUCKIN' AWESOME IT IS, AND HOW AWESOME KIM JONG UN IS, BUT YOU JUST FUCKIN' INSULTED IT BY INSULTING THE CHILDREN! JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN A BOWL OF MOLDY ALPHA BITS! EXCEPT THE ALPHA BITS COULD PROBABLY MAKE A BETTER INSULT THAN YOU!

ALSO, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE? I WAS BORN OUT OF A BOWL OF BROWNIE MIX! I HAVE NO PARENTS! YOU'RE DEAF, STUPID, FRAIL AS SHIT, AND CAN'T EVEN MEASURE HEIGHT CORRECTLY! JUST FUCKIN' KILL YERSELF!

Jerkbeast roundhouse kicks NKWC and then grabs him off the ground to give him a triple powerbomb, the third being through the nearest pane of glass. Then he climbs onto the windowsill and gives NKWC a Senton Bomb off of it. He goes for the pin.

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1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!