NorthKoreanWarCriminal
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03-16-2016, 01:27 PM
The official reaches five and yet Adams lies on the mat outside the ring immobile.
“How… thoroughly underwhelming.”
“One kick and you’re out, huh?”
“Appropriate. This kind of played out like your XWF career will.”
“You start strong, you turn a fair number of heads, get the attention of a decision maker or two and then what?”
“Whole lot of nothing.”
“I mean, jeez, if this belt is the one thing keeping me from irrelevance…”
“From where do you derive your inherent value?”
“Your lackluster mic skills?”
“Your already-overrated ringwork?”
“Or your accomplishments in that wrestling graveyard for road hacks, UHW?
“Tommy Wish put up more of a fight and HE’S TOMMY FUCKING WISH.”
“Sorry, Cole. If you had actually been paying attention to the current XWF climate instead of sniffing the fumes of your own hype like Peter Gilmour with a magic marker, you’d know Gladiator’s problem with me is that he cannot control me. That I’m not allegiant to anything he stands for. That I can’t be bribed or bought or convinced to do anything outside of my existing plans.”
“If he wants to give me $45,000 per attack to finance my current military campaign against the X-Treme championship, fine.”
“If he wants to bribe the weakest and hungriest of the XWF (Tommy Gunn, you) into taking a swing and earn me $7,000 per defense.”
“Bring them on.”
“But he knows who’s in control. He doesn’t have grip on a leash, he’s throwing food to a wild lion, trying to alter its course. And the lion always circles back to its big meal...”
“He’s been staving off temporary nuisances by feeding the soldier bent on his company’s destruction.”
“He can reach as far as he wants into the XWF’s unimaginably deep pockets, but no matter how many bills he wads in his fist.”
“The goal never changes.”
“Progress never stops.”
“And the end looms.”
“Let’s talk about goals, Cole.”
“What is your goal?”
“To make the UHW mainstream, that dead organization, the one that made you D-List famous? Maybe supplement your income and sell a couple ‘UHW: The Best of Cole Adams’ DVDs?”
“Cuz if your goal is the XWF, fuck off. Until you start stacking wins here, you’re the bottom. No one’s heard of you. No one cares about you.”
“This is the top. Previous work experience ain’t worth dick.”
“Welcome. And get out.”
“And if you’re eying the Intercontinental Championship?”
“Best of luck. Sincerely. Make it happen.”
“Cuz you have a better chance stealing a win over lazy hedonist American Tush on one of his off-weeks than you do outwrestling me.”
“I didn’t start saying I was better than Sid Feder to clear my throat, kid.”
“I’m the best there ever was.”
“Good luck on your climb out of the gutter I just knocked you into. Next time you come after this thing, you call it by its True name.”
“Glory to the NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship.”
“Glory to True Korea.”
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