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~~GladiatorXWF~~ · (03-13-2016)

Clips of past 24/7 attacks play onscreen as the thick, Scottish accent of the XWF's 24/7 Division Leader can be heard.

Money March is here.

I can't believe I stand among an army of men and women who have all been told they have 24/7 access to the second highest championship in this galaxy, yet how long has it been since Austin Fernando has been attacked? Let's see if we can wake up the roster with an extra incentive: $10,000 to $50,000 will be awarded to every person who attempts a legitimate pin on Austin Fernando for the rest of March or until he loses the title- whichever comes first. The actual amount awarded will depend on how much I personally enjoy your attack on him; and if you manage to pin him and win the title, it's a $100,000 bonus on top of the original payout. No, I'm not joking.

And don't forget Austin Fernando is a sitting duck when he guest referees that match on Warfare this week. Just check the card and start planning your attacks. You guys should be hitting him day and night, wherever he is, on days off and during shows. Attacks that happen during warfare are also eligible for my first payout. I want this fudgeboi keeping toothpicks in his eyelids at all times, wondering if his next attacker is going to jump out of his Fruity Pebbles the second he blinks. Let us rally! Let us speak up and take brutal action against the lazy and the undriven; against all those who would rather rest on their laurels than fight! We shall not stand idly by and allow this man to avoid legitimate defenses by trying to avoid being booked on Warfare. I'm not sure who the bigger, ahem, pussy is as of late when it comes to 24/7 defenses- Fernando or Gunn? Well at least Fernando still has his belt.

For now.

I'm not playing when it comes to running these 24/7 championships to heights they've never been before. This is just the beginning. You're not going to believe some of the ways I'm going to shake up this division over the next several months. Once people start to see what kind of recognition the true 24/7 gladiators receive with me in control of enhancing this division, you're going to see Loverboy Vinnie Lane beg me to apply 24/7 contendership to his Universal title, because he's not going to like being the quasi-champion who has to try and remind people to pay attention to him instead of the champions who are defending their titles multiple times a day. Get those knee pads ready, Vinnie. I'm looking forward to the day I add your championship to my division and allow you to have more than one defense per year.

The offered amounts remain onscreen for several more seconds after the clips cease.

$10,000-$50,000 per X-treme Title attempt
$100,000 more if you win it

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode $10000-$50000 Wake up, shake Fern up and earn some money
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