...NO ONE COUNTS.

NKWC KNOCKED OUT THE OFFICIAL!

The champion sighs, having now tolerated five failed almost-pins from Robbie Bourbon.

"Do you ever think, Robbie? Do you ever consider how to make your plans succeed?

Or is it always Plan A, fail, repeat?

Seems to be your default promo style.

To pull a page from your playbook, Robbie.

'Oh, he's calling me the Supreme Leader's lap dog again.'

Almost clever the first time.

We're onto #5.

My promos have covered,

You're fat -> You're a bigot blindly supporting your corrupt homeland -> Your mind is closed to truth to the point of potential mental deficiency -> You're the dumbest moron to ever take me on.

Your promos have been...

North Korea sucks & I suck-> Same -> Repeat -> Again -> Encore

Even when I call out your lies (we lack food or electricity), you pretend that I'm out of steam or making things up and that you're the one wrecking me.

You're too dense to know you're dense. How fucked is that?

How truly dim-witted are you to think because I'm Korean, I unconditionally worship the Supreme Leader?

His title is Supreme Leader. Hence we call him that. I am loyal to his rule but no more.

Do I call you 'lapdog' for obeying laws laid down by your President?

No.

I call you a lap dog because you have the brains of a golden retriever and smell like kibble and flea collars.

While we're discussing promos.

A rule of thumb for rhyming and trash talk.

If you can say something and have it hit your opponent without rhyming?

Do that without rhyming.

If you can do both effectively, great.

But as we have demonstrated today, you cannot. In fact, you're the worst promo I've ever seen.

What are you talking about?

Quote:These are the days, on this earth, where we find out our worth, where one can define their own birth, we're talking past the size of my girth...

What days are these days? Girth? I haven't brought up you being fat in two promos? What the fuck are you on?

Quote:This is when we see who truly can be the champion

It'll be the guy who remembers how a pin works, Robbie.

Looks like you're out.

Try for the X-Treme Title. Winning that is dumb luck.

And you've got the 'dumb' part in spades.

I can't even do the 'Glory to True Korea' sign-off.

There's no glory out-witting a stupid fat slob who doesn't know he got beat on the mic three promos ago.

Don't worry about my tank. I can go all night. Every stupid comment, every time you butcher a rhyme, my tank fills ten times over."

NKWC shoves the awkward fat loser off of him.

Robbie stands up...

BOOT TO THE STOMACH.

AND NKWC DELIVERS A ROBBIE BOMB TO ROBBIE BOURBON!

The champion stands over his fallen opponent.

"I'm only getting stronger, Robbie. And you're the same.

A weak pudgy nothing."