Robbie holds up his phone, Google already open.

Sorry to disappoint, chum, two steps ahead regarding your legalese. Your explainations are weak, dull, and bland, are you sure you didn't mean to play the fat card? Oh shit, debunked, now I guess I'm a . You're struggling there, kid, this shit just got too hard, spewing half-cocked horse shit like a manure playing bard, you still haven't done shit to me, my people, our my flag striped and starred.

It's adorable you keep coming back for more when you're just the tool of a propaganda whore but you can't ignore what's in store for your ass when it hits the floor. Your body won't be worth the funeral to your fearless Supreme Ruler, sir, he won't even acknowledge your failure, sir, so suck his nuts like hard candy while getting stomped by this Yankee Doodle Dandy.

I think it's something missing in translation. You need a proper education. Let's start with the ABCs.

A is for 'ass', like how yours is being served up like bulgogi.

B is for 'bitch', like you.

C is for 'chump', like you.

D is for 'damn', as in 'damn this bitch ass chump'.

E is for 'everybody', like everybody knows you'll find some other stance here in a minute to fail at standing for.

F is for 'fuck', like 'fuck this shit, I'm kicking your ass while delivering pizza'.

Robbie winks and sets a pizza delivery bag down, delivering another Robbiebomb. He molds the play doh into a perfect model of Kim Jong-Un and squished it into NKWC's mouth.

Doesn't he taste how you dreampt?