NorthKoreanWarCriminal
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03-10-2016, 06:25 PM
Quote:Say what you want to about my homeland, while getting American dollars, eating American food, taking American medicine, and, well, primarily talking to an American audience.
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What you’ve done is execute a perfect ad hominem fallacy AND a textbook example of Tu quoque.
Well done.
I’m sure you know neither term. I’ll explain.
Ad Hominem is when someone, instead of arguing the point made, attacks the speaker they argue against.
A Tu quoque is alleging hypocrisy disproves an argument. Which it does not.
These are two techniques frequently employed by blind, ignorant Americans when their own rancid hypocrisy is forced into their noses, like a dog’s mess on the carpet.
Instead of taking a deep breath and seeing the flaws, they thrust back and bite the hand trying to educate them.
Too far gone to learn.
I sense a pattern.
I deliver hilarious, yet eloquently delivered points demonstrating the inherent hypocrisy of America’s ‘Everyone has the right to free speech’, ‘Love it or Leave It, you disgusting foreigner!’ mentality.
And thrice now, your comments have been….
Quote:well I would make her QUIVER but when she was born you boiled her and ate her ass for DINNER
…ALMOST rhyming… Gibberish.
Gibberish actually feels kind at this point as a descriptor.
You’re not saying anything.
Quote:You're a unit, your mother was a unit, and you didn't even have a choice to fight me.
It’s just words upon words, hoping something sticks, desperately flailing as you run headfirst into every single one of my blows.
No retort, no argument.
Except... America.
Quote:we choose to not tolerate, to hate, to lotion up and masturbate, to decry the state, to get seconds on our plate, committing Watergate, no show for a date, ain't that great?
An Intolerant, racist, hedonistic, contrarian, consumption-obsessed, corrupt, unpunctual, mediocre nation.
By your own standards.
And yet, because you’ve been told so, it is great.
Appropriate.
You truly are a man of the people.
The people, being the filthy low-class degenerate sheep Americans you play to.
The blind leading the blind.
Quote:a culture of humiliation and degrEdation
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Oh, shoot.
The Dr. Seuss-esque pseudo-rhymes…
The fact that you just keep trying to awkwardly hug me to the ground.
That outfit.
You smell like you eat glue.
It just clicked.
I thought I was defending my NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship…
…But, I’ve just been beating up a mentally challenged boy.
That’s the only way it makes sense that you’re still here, wasting my time…
You're lost...
Shit.
Do you have a handler?
We don’t have the mentally challenged in True Korea.
(They’re too delicious to save. My sister especially.)
So, this is actually out of my skill set…”
NKWC kicks out! And from his belt, pulls out a jar of… Play-Doh.
He tosses it down the hall.
“Go on, boy! Get it! You know it’s delicious!”
NKWC begins running in the opposite direction.
“Someone else take him!”
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