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You Must Be Kidding me...
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NorthKoreanWarCriminal Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


#4
03-08-2016, 09:45 PM


“…America is, to use your own limited, profane American verbiage…

Fucked.

How can anyone deny I am the greatest warrior to ever grace the XWF?

When I am literally making miracles happen.

How incredible am I that for the first time in his three years within the XWF.

I managed to make Tommy Wish say something logical.

I mean, before and after that one line, it was like a mentally challenged chimp screeching for attention from its handlers.

But, that one sentence clicked.

A new personal best for Tommy Wish.

If you’re upset because The XWF NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship has been renamed to reach a greater glory than has ever been reached by a lowly American XWF title.

Start the XWF TommyWishweight championship.

Then people can compete to see who can vomit out the least intelligible stream of half-words.

Or who can disgust the largest number of female XWF superstars?

Of course, if the Tommywishweight belt were anything like its namesake, the championship would be completely ignored, never once appear on XWF programming and would give nightmares to the fool who tried to look at it under a blacklight.

The only thing Tommy Wish is more frequently bathed in than reproductive fluid is demands that he stop writing poetry.

In the People’s Democratic Republic of North Korea, any citizen caught writing poetry is shot on sight. Or if they're whistling. Or if any point, it seems like that person might try saying a word that rhymes with any word they’ve said in their last two sentences.

And after that god awful attempt at verse you just presented, our decision seems humanitarian.

I'm a North Korean War Criminal, and even I agree with the UN that the XWF allowing Tommy Wish to present his poetry and/or be alive is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

Your bigotry against the NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship is only dwarfed by, as you say yourself, the inherent bigotry within the inferior, self-aggrandizing United States of America.

And I would like to remind the XWF that action must be taken to recognize the glory of True Korea.

My original decision was merely to change the belt’s name to the XWF NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship.

A reasonable demand, we all can and should agree.

However, because of your silence, we must additionally demand alterations to the XWF’s Top 50 list.

For your list to truly reflect the most powerful warrior to ever grace this world. You must include at #2, myself: North Korean War Criminal.

And at #1, the honorable Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-Un.

You have until my next title defense to reply, at which point, my requests will expand until I feel the XWF truly appreciates the weight and importance of the XWF NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship.

Glory to Kim Jong-Un, the Greatest Warrior the XWF could ever imagine.

Death to Raymond Hatcher.

Glory to True Korea."


NKWC rolls through the roll-up. He clings to a nearby table leg, trying to block future pins...
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Messages In This Thread
You Must Be Kidding me... - by Tommy Wish - 03-08-2016, 01:22 PM
re:You Must Be Kidding me... - by Tommy Wish - 03-08-2016, 05:14 PM
re:You Must Be Kidding me... - by NorthKoreanWarCriminal - 03-08-2016, 09:45 PM
re:You Must Be Kidding me... - by Tommy Wish - 03-09-2016, 04:47 PM
You Must Be Kidding me... - by GladiatorXWF - 03-09-2016, 06:09 PM
You Must Be Kidding me... - by Thomas Girard - 03-10-2016, 08:42 AM



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